Thursday, April 27, 2006

I hate andy samberg

I know this might put me in the minority of SNL watchers, but I think andy samberg is a steaming turd. If you don't know who he is, I envy you.

Why do I hate samberg? Because he is a talentless hack that is popular because he acts all cutesy and dorky. In other words, i hate samberg because samberg is a poor man's jimmy fallon.

There is no man I despise more than jimmy fallon. jimmy fallon is the adolf hitler of comedy and I wish fallon would get cancer and die. Perhaps saying that is in bad taste, but if comparing fallon to hitler and wishing a horrific disease upon him is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

27 comments:

Spinning Girl said...

"steaming turd"?
Hmph! (flips hair & struts away)

Nick said...

Saturday Night Live is stupid.

The Husband said...

dude, i am so there with you. i can't stand that jimmy fallon fucker. he needs a good ass whooping. that movie he made with queen latifah bombed...and i'm glad. its nice to know i'm not the only one in the I Hate Jimmy Fallon Club.

Lee Ann said...

YAY for Chevy Chase!

Tits McGee said...

Nick is correct.

Tumbleweed said...

Saturday Night live has never been the same since Belushi.

Everything Nice said...

Agreed, the original SNL cast has hardly been matched since...

Chevy, Glida, Jim... Bill, Cleavon,*sigh*

jesus i love me some old school SNL.

Seriously though, I could so go for kicking Fallon's ass.

scumbag said...

fallon doesn't hold a candle to you joey lawrence.

miss kendra said...

my boss is playing golf.

jimmy fallon is not my favorite, and andy samberg is not my favorite neither.

you are my favorite! you and nick and spinnerina etc., et al.

(but i wouldn't kick tina fey or amy poehler outta bed.)

miss more said...

His stand-up isn't bad... But maybe I just haven't been tainted by his improv.

jamwall said...

fallon and samburg quivering pathetic crying little punks compared to me.

jiggs said...

spinner: do you not like the phrase "steaming turd"? It's so colorful, though.

nick: it can be. However if I'm at home on a saturday, I feel a compulsion to watch it.

carl: fallon needs a good cockpunching. This post made me realize that i don't really hate andy samberg. I actually hate jimmy fallon and then hate samberg because he reminds me of fallon.

lee ann: Yay for bill murray!

tits: see my response to nick.

tumbleweed: while I think that's true, my favorite years were the mike myers, dana carvey, phil hartman years.

everything nice: I have seen repeats of old episodes of snl from that era, and while there are certainly good sketches, the show I think that best episodes don't all come from that era. The show was uneven back then too.

scumbag: I would pay a lot of money to watch joey lawrence beat the crap out of jimmy fallon.

sassafras: YES! I have always wanted to be your favorite. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are both super hot I think. Not just because they are physically appealing, but also because they are really fun and funny. Poehler might be my favorite cast member actually.

miss more: never seen his stand up. Maybe that would redeem him.

jamwall: everyone is a quivering crying pathetic punk next to you. And that's just because of your overpowering body odor! SNAP!

allison said...

I hate mushrooms, people who abuse animals, chicken, the XM Cafe channel, The O.C and all shows similar to it, my hair, milk, Regis Philbin, mauve anything but especially mauve finger nail polish, allergies, people who want to talk about the Davinci Code...I'm over it!

allison said...

where is everyone???

jiggs said...

ap: how could you hate your hair? It's so pleasant to look at.

allison said...

thanks jiggs but it is hot here in south texas and i refuse to cut my hair so it puts me in a bit of a pickle.

Lee Ann said...

I like your hair too Allison!

YAY for John Belushi! Gilda Radner! Jane Curtain! Laraine Newman!

miss more said...

Short clip here: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.colbertnation.com/images/comedians/s/samberg_a/samberga_m4.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.colbertnation.com/comedians/browse/s/andy_samberg.jhtml&h=160&w=200&sz=7&tbnid=3wr870wrEmt-pM:&tbnh=79&tbnw=99&hl=en&start=4&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dandy%2Bsamberg%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DG

jiggs said...

miss more: i checked out the clip and it was ok. His act wasn't very tight and it seems like he's more suited to sketch work.

Ɯbermilf said...

Jiggs hates annoying smug frat boys who always made his buddies laugh while they were high and/or drunk and therefore think they're funny when they really should be kicked repeatedly in the nuts until the smirks are wiped off their faces.

jiggs said...

uebermilf: the only annoying smug boy that I like is me. The rest really should be kicked repeatedly in the nuts until the smirks are wiped off their faces.

GrandPooOfAwesome said...

I hope you don't mind that I am probably their biggest fan. Especially Jimmy Fallon. I even made a video of him. Please don't hate me because I'm a dork.

GrandPooOfAwesome said...

oh good, nobody saw this comment anyway. i got to be honest with no repercussions. :)

KShaw said...

Fallon and Samberg are just immature little kids who somehow made their way on to television. I teach middle school and I hear more comic gold from the nerdy table at lunch than I've ever heard from those two.

jiggs said...

poof: I saw your comment. I was just so aghast I couldn't say anything.

kshaw: word up.

GrandPooOfAwesome said...

"aghast"

haha.

Anonymous said...

I'm right with you about Samberg, I'm glad to see there are others out there besides me who cannot stand him! However, for a while I did like Jimmy Fallon (since he started his new show) until last night, when he had that Samberg jerk on as a guest. I shut off the TV set just in time before I was tempted to destroy it!