Monday, April 17, 2006

I cut myself

I heard an amusing little joke recently:
I wish my grass was emo, because if it was, it would totally cut itself.
Of course, I do cut myself... That is, if you count my hair as part of myself.

Now I'll be the first to admit that when I cut my own hair, it doesn't look great. But it doesn't look substantially different than when I get my hair cut at supercuts.

The sides and the top of my head are the easy parts. I just run the clippers over them and voila! But the back is always a problem since it's quite hard to tell whether things are even back there, even with my complex system of mirrors and lasers.

Also, the front little flippy section is also a little tricky. It's where my natural curl is manifested and trimming that is a delicate balancing act. A balancing act, in part, because I cut my hair while walking a tightrope.

Now I'm wishing my hair was emo...

23 comments:

GrandPooOfAwesome said...

you're a genius. that's all i have time to come up with. but seriously, that's a funny joke and a witty commentary on said joke.

later gator.

That's Mr. McDougal, to you, punk said...

Someone's got a girlfriend!

Hey, who wants to see my penis?

jamwall said...

i just trimmed my mullet pubes and now have a geri curl pube thing going!!

its very strange standing there in the salon with your pants down...

scumbag said...

mcdougal is so wrong. when you're joey lawrence you don't have girlfriends. you have groupie skank whores that you bang night in and night out.

The Husband said...

you go to supercuts...how gay are you?!?!?

miss kendra said...

order a flowbee from ebay!

seriously. then bring it vegas and we'll see if people will let us cut their hair to put on the internets.

i think we can get someone to do it.

also, goth hair would cut itself too.

Tumbleweed said...

The laser part made me laugh. I needed to laugh today, thanks!

slappy said...

We used the Flowbee in Vegas.

That is a great euphemism in search of a meaning.

The Husband said...

when i think about you i touch myself.

Spinning Girl said...

I wish I had something wittier than your post, so I will just say ...

ummm ...

jiggs said...

poof: thanks poof... after while crocodile.

mr. mcd: this the most lucid I have ever seen you. are you saying that you are now my girlfriend.

jamwall: did you use pubie soul glo?

scumbag: I heart groupie skank whores

carl: super gay! why do you think I come on to you?

sassafras: I like it. we can call ourselves, freaks with flowbees!. thanks for reminding me about the goth hair. I wouldn't want to leave them out. It might make them sad.

tumbleweed: everybody hearts lasers.

slappy: I don't think it should be a euphemism. It should always mean using a vacuum to cut your hair in vegas.

carl: who doesn't?

spinner: mmmm. CAKE!

GrandPooOfAwesome said...

did scumbag just call me a groupie skank whore?

sweet!

SignGurl said...

Ooo...you and I must be twins. I'll have to add the laser to my smoke and mirrors when cutting my hair.

Ɯbermilf said...

Did you try putting a bowl on your head and cutting everthing that peeks out from underneath?

Spinning Girl said...

waah! I wanna be a groupie skank whore too! I can be, ya know.

Lee Ann said...

Awww...it's not the little girl with the curl, it is Jiggsy with a curl. I am thinking back and I do remember you have a bit of a curl (or wave) to the front part of your hair.
cute!

Nick said...

Chilax ladies, Joey will get to you one at a time.

Nick said...

I said chilax to piss everyone off.

Tits McGee said...

Just grow the back out, Jiggs. Business up front, party in the back!

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jiggs said...

poof: I'm happy for you! go skank!

signgurl: it would be awesome to be your twin. We could wear matching clothes and pretend to be each other to get out of talking with people that we didn't like!

uebermilf: never a bowl. Only a chafing dish.

spinner: I bet you can be. MEEOOWW!

lee ann: you hit the nail on the head. I am cute!

nick: chilax don't bother me. Also I don't have to get to the ladies one at a time. It would be much better if they all came after me simultaneously.

tits mcgee: damn straight! nothing says sophistication like a mullet.

massage therapy school: you can suck my ass.

That's Mr. McDougal, to you, punk said...

I have received the fillipino asssuck massage. Quite relaxing ... while strangely invigorating.

Anne Marie, come here.

(As dictated to Red Cross Volunteer Anne Marie -- God, please someone help me)

jiggs said...

mr mcd: who doesn't love filipinos?