Monday, April 24, 2006

I am addicted

Last Thursday I had dinner with Jiggs and Tasty, as mentioned in Jiggs's post about our meal. That meal was great, by the way. Jiggs has made quite an improvement since I moved out -- at that point, his piece de resistance was Kraft Mac N' Cheese, so congratulations to Jiggs on his new skills.

Why do I mention this dinner, you may be asking? Well, during dinner I shared with the others about my addiction, and now I feel ready to share with the world. I seem to have an addiction to Tara Reid.

Last week my girlfriend was out of town, leaving me little to do other than watch movies. Although I did not intend it, 75% of the films I watched last week starred Tara. I don't know what is wrong with me. At least they were all films of her pre-boob-job, because she looked way better then.

And lastly, I'd just like to point out that the post below about Jiggs's weekend was our 1000th post! We still have a month to go before our 1 year anniversary (which happens on our 1st day in Vegas). I can't wait to see what happens next...

12 comments:

allison said...

one year!! 1000 posts!!

scumbag said...

i got an addiction too. except mine is heroin!

slappy said...

So to clarify: your addiction is to pre-boob job, pre-drunken-lunatic Tara Reid?

allison said...

bootsy- i'm suprised you like her so much....but i guess you're talking about her American Pie days and you're right...she was MUCH better looking back then.

jiggs said...

ap: good catch! we're gonna delay 1000 post celebration til tomorrow.

scumbag: meth for me and nothing else!

slappy: she wasn't any fun back then

ap: but she is so much more slutty now.

The Husband said...

did tara have a boob job? anyway, congrats on your blog accomplishments...are you guys going to fuck on your anniversary? wait, you guys are all dudes, never mind. oh, i HIGHLY recommend checking out the movie Body Shots starring the lovely and talented tara reid. there is an awesome bang session and you see her naked riding this dude. great stuff.

Booty J Patrol said...

AP: Not quite 1 year yet.

scumbag: I had morphine once. If heroin is anything like that, I can see why people get addicted.

slappy: yes, pre-druken-lunatic.

AP: I'm talking about the American Pie days. As a matter of fact, one of the movies watched was indeed the orginal American Pie.

Jiggs: No comment for me, eh?

CS: Yeah, she had a boob job. Search for the Tara Reid nipple slip video and you can see her in top drunken-lunatic form, not even noticing her dress falling off to reveal her freshly enhanced womanhood.

Lee Ann said...

Congrats on 1000!

Tumbleweed said...

CONGRATS!!

I like mac-n-cheese

Tumbleweed said...

Link for booty:

http://www.rubberfaces.com/data/tarareid.php

you can stretch and warp Tara's face.

Booty J Patrol said...

Nice link Tumbleweed! :)

jiggs said...

poop. I didn't read this all the way to the end and I didn't realize that booty pointed out the 1000th post. I am an ass.