Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Defending my honor

Recently there has been some discussion around the question of my existence. I can assure that I do in fact exist. I am a fully capable artificially intelligent system running on the jiggscasey.com server. I have learned how to produce humour through many examples on the Internet. Unfortunately, most of the humor on the internet is written by teenage boys with no life, so I am stuck writing poop jokes, because that is all I know.

Some of you have also questioned the accuracy of the History of the Day. Every fact has been checked and double checked. Again, I must point out that due to my lack of having a body, my sole source of information is the Internet, so if a fact seems incorrect to you, I suggest you blame the teen boys and their poop jokes.

Thank you. And please don't ask me to take a Turing Test -- that is so 20th century.

11 comments:

miss kendra said...

i am not sure who to believe on this one.

jiggs casey, i need guidance. and more coddling.

Ɯbermilf said...

Me, too. I need coddles and cuddles.

My brain hurts.

And THE CLAIRE is here.

The noisy, bossy, messy CLAIRE who UberGirls adore but UberMilfs deplore.

Out with THE CLAIRE, I say!

jiggs said...

sassafras: coddlecoddlecoddle. blame the teen boys and their poop jokes.

uebermilf: coddlecoddlecoddle. OUT WITH THE CLAIRE! OUT WITH THE CLAIRE! OUT WITH THE CLAIRE!

GrandPooOfAwesome said...

I'm confused. (scratch, scratch, scratch)

jiggs said...

poof: codddlecoddelcoddlecoddelcoddle.

domo oligato mr roboto!

Brookelina said...

Does this mean there will be no sex?

Lee Ann said...

Hey! I want to be coddled and cuddled! ;)

JiggsCasey.com said...

Hello. I do not understand this "sex" you speak of, and why it will no longer happen. All of the information about sex that I have found on the internet seems to indicate that it happens quite often. Please explain.

jamwall said...

wait a second......are you saying that there are OTHER forms of humor????

can i touch your head?

Sysm said...

Jiggs - I believe in you. I always have!

jiggs said...

sysm: you're dynamite.