Monday, March 06, 2006

YOU'RE THE FUCKING MULLET!

Tasty and I were at a party in SF on Saturday night and we got to talking with this attractive young woman. Then she flew into a (possibly mock) rage and shouted at us. Tasty and I thought what she shouted was so hilarious that I asked her to call my cell and shout it into the phone so i could record it. (click that link to hear what she said) Did i mention that this woman was wearing a drawn on moustache at the time?

Some of you may be wondering whether me or tasty hit on this attractive gal. I couldn't do it because she happened to have the same name as my little sister. And Tasty couldn't do it because he happened to have the same name as her older brother. (her older brother was there too.)

I'm still full from the fish fry. Everyone check out Freddy's comic!

15 comments:

Fred said...

thanks for the compliments and pimpages jiggles! you guys are in line for a book when its all finished.

miss kendra said...

if i say it, will you like me more?

The Husband said...

was she hot? i'd fuck her.

Friends of McDougal said...

I'm floundering, Jiggs Casey.

Must have more tonic.

Tumbleweed said...

Wow, I'm really confused. What the hell was she talking about? I got the mullet part, but is a cactus a prickly dick?

jiggs said...

fred: sweet tittays

miss k: I couldn't like you more. Awwww. I just made myself puke. If you did record yourself saying it, I would put it on the blog.

carl: I know you would. You're all id.

mcd: Is floundering good or bad for you? Do you have to much gin? You're a man a many mysteries.

tumbleweed: don't read too much into it. It could make more sense in a few months, but it might not.

nikki said...

And you're certain that the both of you deciding against making a move on this individual had nothing to do with said drawn on mustache?

I find this a bit hard to believe.

Brookelina said...

It's like the mullet concept has taken over.

I want to start hanging out with you. You might the most interesting people.

TastyMcJ said...

the moustache was intriguing, actually.

not saying I want to do a guy, or anything.

but it was hot.

FRITZ said...

Does a mullet get stuck in the cactus?

Sparkle said...

So are you saying you're growing a mullet, Jiggs?

Lee Ann said...

hmmmm....she sounds like a stinkin alien if you ask me.
Jiggsy, I would have never yelled at you!

jamwall said...

for some reason this recording is too faint for me to decipher (either that or its sublimbibabable messages and shit).

Lee Ann said...

Jams you are cracking me up tonight!

jiggs said...

nikki: the moustache was very clearly fake and the young woman had just come from a moustache party, so I thought the stache was endearing.

brooke: I am a weirdo. I meet weirdos too.

tasty: true dat

fritz: one day in the not so distant future, the notion of a cactus and a mullet will make sense to everyone.

sparkle: yes.

lee ann: good reference lee ann. But i'm fairly certain she was all woman. and I know you wouldn't yell at me. and if you did yell at me, it would only be out of passion.

jamwall: there is a subliminal message. It says "I want to touch jamwall's funhole.