Saturday, March 18, 2006

St Patrick's day party

I drank a lot. Tasty drank a lot. The girl that had a flask of whiskey made lots of cornbeef and cabbage. We ate said cornbeef and cabbage. And we came up with a genius level idea:

We're going to patent showing naked women on the internet. Just think! Everytime somebody busts a nut onto their monitor it will mean motherfucking royalties for us.

We're gonna be rolling in it!


TastyMcJ said...

hold on a minute Jiggs... I was all for this idea at the party, but I don't want to roll around in a bunch of ejaculate.

TastyMcJ said...

That's what she said!


SignGurl said...

Just say no to corned beef and cabbage next time. It makes you have really bad ideas.

Booty J Patrol said...

I did a patent search, and although there are a lot of patents related to pornography on the internet, they are all methods for BLOCKING porn, not showing it.

That being said, there is a probably a lot of prior art that would invalidate your claim.

Nick said...

Fucking Tasty stole my joke. Damn it all to hell.

Spinning Girl said...

I'm not taking my shirt off for you, so quit asking me.

miss kendra said...

i think this means i owe you money.

jiggs said...

tasty: Whoa. when did you stop wanting to roll around in ejaculate?

signgurl: but I want to file a frivilous patent!

booty: but I want to file a frivilous patent!

nick: boomerangazang!

spinner: I never asked tou to take your shirt off. I asked you to send me naked pictures of yourself.

miss k: I have paypal. Have you ever noticed how paypal is one letter away from papal?

Spinning Girl said...

Oh yeah. My bad.
Did you see this week's Mystery Guest at Views From the Back Row?

No reason. Just wondering.

jiggs said...

spinner: i don't even know what that is.

Spinning Girl said...

Aww, too bad. You are missing out on seeing Spinnerina IN THE RAW.