Thursday, March 23, 2006

Oh look at me

Oh look at me. I have something to write about on my blog and that loser jiggs doesn't have shit. I think I'm so good!

Screw you blogosphere. I put content up when I feel like it.

21 comments:

Ɯbermilf said...

You talk too much.

Booty J Patrol said...

Given that it was 4am when he wrote this, I think he was drunk.

The Husband said...

boys have penis's girls have vaginas.

miss kendra said...

mr. spackler, the world is not black and white.

and i have really nothing to say either, mostly because i am afraid of what might come out.

scumbag said...

i like my coffee like i like my hookers. ground up and in the freezer!

Tumbleweed said...

Put another shrimp on the barbie would ya!

jiggs said...

uebermilf: silence woman!

booty: I was stone cold sober

carl: that should be on a t-shirt

miss k: we're of the same mind.

scumbag: I like my coffee like I like my hookers: naturally decafienated.

tumbleweed: that's what my ex girlfriend barbie would say right before we had sex.

Brookelina said...

I hate lima beans.

Spinning Girl said...

Sometimes I take a pair of metal prongs and pull out my eyebrow hairs one by one. It's all in the name of "beauty", but I just call it "exquisite torture".

Spinning Girl said...

I know just what you need to cheer up. Same thing Miss Kendra needed. Here you go.

miss kendra said...

GADONKADONK!

woh!

jiggs said...

brooke: what did lima beans ever do to you

spinner: I appreciate the things women do for beauty. Speaking of which, that gadonkadonk is marvelous. I'm at work, so unfortunately, I haven't been able to enjoy but more than a moment.

sassafras: and how!

jiggs said...

Spinner: also I should add that that picture just turned my day around. My frown turned upsidedown.

Brookelina said...

I've been staring at Spinning Girl's ass all night. It's mesmerizing.

Spinning Girl said...

I wish that were my real ass. It's just MY picture. Of an ass. That makes me happy.

Lee Ann said...

No booty dust over here tonight?

jamwall said...

where's that picture of my penis?

its here somewhere..

Nick said...

decaffeinated has two f's in it.

jiggs said...

brooke: that gadonkadonk is really nice. My ex girlfriend had a booty that was almost that good. i miss her booty. I miss her too, but for different reasons.

lee ann: no dust, just booties.

jamwall: please show us

nick: there's only one f in fuck you. I'm just kidding ya douche.

Fred said...

motherfuckerssaywhat?

Nick said...

What?