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- Monkey threatens my life.
- My impression of Clark Gable (I'm also doing the impression of monkey as Scarlett) .
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- Monkey was my valentine.
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
Monkey Memories
Monkey is lost and it doesn't look like he's coming back. I have missed monkey's charm and wit and need some closure. So I went back to remember all the good times monkey and I shared. Here are some of my favorites:
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I wrote a little montage, though it's only the tip of the iceberg as Monkey memories go. It's over on
The Spinning Bed.
I don't like your first sentences, though. I don't think Monkey is lost, or gone forever. I think he is resting. Life is hard, you know! And if you have closure, what will you do when he returns? Can you re-open what is closed?
'Cause you know your hoo-hah will be gaping wide open, ready to take him back in. He just gets in, that way. He can be very charming.
Mine is up.
I hope he isn't gone forever either.
Mine is up, I will be checking all of yours out while I'm at school - pretending to be working.
Monkey sang Cher for me.
I wrote a post for her that I re-printed.
Mine.
I am so gonna cry right now, dammit
here's mine:
http://weddingparty05.blogspot.com/2006/03/if-you-dont-miss-monkey-youre-asshole.html
i eat monkies.
I did one too! I even have pictures to go with it. Long live Monkey!!
I wrote one, too, although I didn't share specific memories.
And I'm with JLee... I'm all teary now.
Ahhhh, that is sad Jiggsy!
Jiggs my friend, my mudbrother, my partner in crime. I feel terrible for not letting everyone know where I have been.
Two things happened and one of them was too hard to post about. The looney toon returned and posted hurtful things about my human on her blog. (Back in February.) She thought that I, Monkey and my human were behind some nefarious plot to ruin her life. So she posted about my human. "this person is truly mentally ill and on so many medications she doesn't know what she's doing."
My human was shocked and not a little frightened. I thought it best to go underground for a while, into deep, deep cover until it was over.
So I got a job at Disney World, as an animitronic monkey. I was fired last week when they found all my poop stuffed into a grouping of plastic plants. Oh well.
I'm coming back. I am.
Calzone told me about this today and I had to come see. You are all so kind and sweet that my human is crying and getting my fur all wet. Damn you all. Now I have to go into the washing machine.
I still love you though.
P.S. My human wears her Monkeys Against Pat shirts almost every night.
monkey wears my pants.
i never made pants before.
i will post soon.
done!
my love for monkey will be heard round the world!
I remember Monkey being a big fan of Little Billy.
"Beautiful, Just fucking beautiful"
Monkey would say...
You Rock Monkey!
H&D
what the hell happened to monkey?
Hooray! Monkey lives!!!
Jiggs, you did it!! You brought him back!! We all owe you a blowjob.
poof: awesome
spinner: sometimes you got to be dramatic if you want dramatic things to happen
knitty: we know by now that he isn't. yay!
brooke: sweet
uebermilf: milfy style
nick: hilarious.
jlee: I hope it's tears of joy because monkey popped up!
scumbag: wicked gay
clowny: monkeys taste like hoohah
tumbleweed: brass monkey!
sis: go sis.
lee ann: it was sad. but how he has pooped up again (heehee)
monkey: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm sorry that all that poop happened to you. Looney tune is good at ruining stuff and I don't like him/her.
I'm looking forward to more mischief with you monkey in the near future.
Damn us all indeed. Now jump in the wash to get clean. And I heart you.
miss k: sassafrassy!
:phil: you rock
carl: monkey was awol, but it looks like he might be the opposite of awol now. Is the opposite of "awol", "wol"?
tits: hooray!!!!
brooke:
a blowjob from brooke...
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm so glad I made it here today! Yay! Monkey's ok! You go little feller!
Monkey I made a special pie for you!
Here's mine.
Slow day in the blog world?
signgurl: you go girl
josh: I like pie
sysm: that's an awesome a canoe
christophe: thanks for visiting.
Lou Reed thinks Christophe is jealous.
Christophe can't handle someone else getting attention.
Everyone loves Monkey. No one loves Christophe. Because he's a self-centered prick.
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