Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Jiggsblog: Providing a public service since 2005

As you might have guessed, I don't have anything to write about these days, so I'm milking our search terms for hahas. And thankfully, another search term caught my eye:

fake poo recipe

That's right. Someone came to the site for a fake poo recipe which we provide free of charge.

Additionally, word of my massive clitoris is spreading through the blogosphere as made evident by the following search terms: "MY 2 INCH CLIT" and "Monster Clit".


Nick said...

Is "monster clit" anything like "monster garage"?

Ɯbermilf said...

My hangover's gone.

How about "Pimp my Clit"?

Tumbleweed said...

I would love to know what a strangers opinion of you would be after only reading a couple posts!

scumbag said...

they'd think, "wow! that's fucking joey lawrence!" only to be completely disappointed to find out the truth.

like i was.

miss kendra said...

and you really do provide an excellent recipe for faux poo.

jiggs said...

nick: yes and no. My clit has only been partially constructed from motorcycle parts.

uebermilf: you should see the xbox I have built into my clit.

tumbleweed: they would probably correctly surmise that I am a sweaty palmed pervert.

scumbag: I'm sorry for breaking your heart.

miss k: don't thank me. thank my former housemate.

Spinning Girl said...

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Brookelina said...

I actually threw up a lot. Spinning Girl and I have so much in common it's scary!

Lee Ann said...

Jiggsy, I was stopping in. I just don't know what to say here...so I just say HI! I HEART YOU!

jiggs said...

spinner: when I use that saying, I usually say "vomited"

brooke: it is scary

lee ann: I heart you too. sorry for being a sweaty palmed pervert.

SignGurl said...

The real Jiggs is way hotter than Joey Lawrence.

You don't do that annoying, "Doh" thing do you? 'Cause if you do, I take back the afforementioned statement.

jiggs said...

signgurl: I don't say doh I say dough.