Friday, March 03, 2006

Jiggsblog goes to vegas

Slappy is going to be receiving his phd and to celebrate, the whole jiggsblog staff is going to go to vegas around late may.

We'll gamble and drink a few cocktails. But we're all huge nerds, so the odds of any notable debauchery are slim. But one nice thing is that slappy is a poker genius, so he should be able to pay for the whole weekend using his winnings.

It would be amusing if we referred to each other with our jiggsblog monikers for the whole trip. And hopefully I will be able to tell some ladies that booty is the guy behind the guy behind the guy.

On a completely different note, Tasty is going to name his penis "Alex de Large" which also happens to be the name of the main character in "A Clockwork Orange". That's pretty fucked up if you ask me.

12 comments:

Loz said...

Your map thing says I'm from Canberra, Australia. I feel so very dirty now.

I think in Vegas your mission should be to have a wet kiss with Dustin Hoffman in an elevator.

scumbag said...

nothing will cause more panic in the workplace than handing your boss a phony dr.'s note and telling him (loud enough so others can hear), "yeah, the doctor says i probably got sars.

slappy said...

Loz, we did that last time we were in Vegas and trust me, it's overrated.

Tumbleweed said...

I want exact dates. I plan to stalk you in Vegas. I will bring Todd along too!

miss kendra said...

if you tell me when i might be forced to meet you there.

jiggs said...

loz: You should feel dirty becase you visit the blog, not because of where the map thingie claims you're from. because it does the address of your internet provider, not you.

scumbag: I went to this club once during the height sars epidemic and when I got there I found out that it was a mostly east-asian people club. I nearly passed out because of my worry about getting sars. not really, though.

slappy: the time you're thinking of, slappy, actually you were drunk and it wasn't dustin hoffman. It was actually me. And then we made sweet man love.

tumbleweed and miss k:
it would be fun to meet you guys there. When the dates get finalized, I will let you know. But here's a warning: We're not actually interesting people in real life. Although we're more interesting after a few cocktails.

Tumbleweed said...

I'm also hotter looking after you have had a few cocktails, so it works for both of us. I am actually more interesting in real life, so just plan on being entertained!

miss kendra said...

i can promise that things will happen if i go to vegas.

jiggs said...

tumbleweed: how could you be any hotter looking?

miss k: awesome. cuz the jiggsblog staff would totally just play boardgames. Also we might go to the liberace museum.

Lee Ann said...

Yeah, Jiggs Booty Tasty! Ummm.... Me Hungry! ahaha
I vaguely remember Clockwork Orange, I think I have seen it, but maybe only parts of it.

jiggs said...

lee ann: you would probably remember the movie if you had saw it. Hungry, eh?

Lee Ann said...

Well, your names put together like that makes me hungry! *giggle*
Actually I do remember. I did see it, but only parts of it. So I couldn't even tell you the story of it or the characters.