Friday, March 24, 2006

I died 400 years ago from a bad case of butts on the brain

No blogging for me today. I have to spend all day fellating (metaphorically) a bunch of douches. So boring. So sucky. (Pun intended)

It just occurred to me that fellatio sounds like mercutio. Was there ever a character in Shakespeare name "Fellatio"? If I were Shakespeare, "Fellatio" would be the name of a monk.

Of course if I were Shakespeare I would have died about 400 years ago.

I'm now going to soothe my nerves by looking at pictures of women's asses. Ever since spinner showed me that picture, I have had butts on the brain... If only I could really have butts on the brain! Perhaps I can wish for them with booty dust.

Here's a picture of me in NYMOMA since I won't be around (click on it to see it bigger):


Fred said...

send me this picture please.

hows it going by the way?

Fred said...

you and jiggles arent naked like those little people.

Brookelina said...

I see nude people.

Tits McGee said...

That art makes me feel dirty.

I have to go take a shower now.

Tumbleweed said...

It's nice to see a man secure enough to take a photo holding hands with another guy.

Art is the coolest
You can always be naked
Take your close off Jiggs

Übermilf said...

Nudity makes me uncomfortable. The human body is shameful. It should be covered in several layers of gray clothes made from itchy wool.

miss kendra said...

uber is giving me nightmares! itchy wool! aaack!

i bet the docent was like this close to yelling at you guys.

you're so hardcore.

let's meet elvis in vegas.

scumbag said...

i died once. it sucked.

Spinning Girl said...

That picture makes me want to take off my clothes and run around in the yard.

Übermilf said...

Jiggs, I found a news story for you.

To Jiggs, with love

Nick said...

Naked people suck. with any luck.

Lee Ann said...

YAY! Booty dust! Love it Jiggsy!

Spinning Girl said...

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

jiggs said...

fred: are you drunk? Did you find a job yet?

brooke: I want to see nude people named brooke

tits mcgee: cleanliness is next to godliness

tumbleweed: thanks for the haiku tumbleweed, though I doubt I will ever be naked on the internet.

uebermilf: you're so turning me on.

sassafras: the docent don't scare me. We will meet elvis in vegas.

scumbag: I bet

spinner: take pictures of that activity and send them to me.

uebermilf: thanks. I heart poo and I heart you too.

nick: ya. tell it!

lee ann: booty dust is awesome!

spinner: are you in love with buffalo bill?