Tuesday, March 07, 2006

I am made out of steel

I have decided that I am made out of steel. Upon announcing this in my house, my non-Tasty* housemate threw a loaf of bread at my ass to test my assertion (get it? ASS-ertion!). Upon contact with my steeley ass, it immediately disintegrated and turned into bread crumbs. At first I was pleased that I had convinced my body that it was made out of steel. Then I got annoyed that I had destroyed a whole loaf of bread. I could have made peanut butter and jelly sandwiches out of that bread. Now what am I going to do? Make stuffing?

I am very tired.

*The non-Tasty housemate is the one that isn't TastyMcJ. Not the other sense of tasty, you damn dirty perverts.

25 comments:

FRITZ said...

Maybe the bread was made out of steel? Were they hamburger rolls?

Were they buns of steel?

you see how I make myself laugh? No one else is laughing. I am laughing.

Fred said...

haha. what am i laughing about again?

miss kendra said...

make meatballs.

FRITZ said...

why does jiggs have ads about genital herpes on his blog?

Nick said...

It's like a "learn from our mistakes" kind of thing, Fritz.

scumbag said...

herpes rule!!!

Übermilf said...

If you're made of steel, why do you need to eat anything?

Which begs the question, did Superman eat? What did he eat?

Tumbleweed said...

If you would buy fresh bread more than once a year, the shit wouldn't crumble so bad. I had to learn that lesson myself...but I sat on it instead of throwing it. It turned in to dust! Is this week over yet? humph

That's Mr. McDougal, to you, punk said...

youtheoethatstolemygoddamcadillac?

scumbag said...

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!! I'M REQUESTING A BAOJ HIT!! I FORGOT WHO TO DO THAT THROUGH, BUT FUCK IT!! GO HERE:

HTTP://MCHAMMER.BLOGSPOT.COM

IF YOU GUYS WERE EVER LOOKING FOR "THE BIG ONE", THIS JUST MIGHT BE IT.

jiggs said...

fritz: had the bread been made out of steel and not me, then I would have had a broken ass. with respect to buns of steel: genius level

fred: are you laughing about doing it with an alien?

miss k: sage advice as usual.

fritz: we put ads up so that the bills get paid. Also, we all have genital herpes. I hope you're not laughing at that, fritz because herpes is no laughing matter.

nick: the nose knows.

scumbag: I cannot, nor will I try, to top that.

uebermilf: superman wasn't actually made out of steel so he still had to eat. I however must eat oil since I am made out of steel. See how that works?

tumbleweed: perhaps you hit the nail on the head. I also like the word "humph"

mcd for reals: I did steal your motherfucking cadillac. SUCK IT!

scumbag said...

so who do i put the hit request in to? this HAS to be done.

miss kendra said...

oh please oh please oh please jiggs casey.

she needs to feel our horn. she's leaving rude comments on other people's blogs now... and i want to make her cry.

oh please oh please oh please jiggs casey...

Sparkle said...

Who's horn are we feeling?

Übermilf said...

I vote with Miss Kendra.

jiggs said...

scumbag, kendra, milf: your requests will be brought up tomorrow in a BAoJ post.

Lee Ann said...

I like miss kendra's suggestion...meatballs!

Don't worry Jiggs, I won't lose the backside.

Oh yeah, posting on Thursday is for you!

jiggs said...

lee ann: I can't wait for thursday!

allison said...

please show my girls some love. I'm going to visit them Thursday.

jiggs said...

ap: college station! I know someone that went to A&M.

FRITZ said...

Genital herpes kinda makes me laugh.
It IS a laughing matter, because if you're silly enough to have sex with someone who has lesions on their privates, then that means you are drunk or high.

And drung or high sex IS hilarious. Even funnier than sober sex.

So, it's all rather chuck-a-licious.

nikki said...

Duh. Feed the birds!

And I second the suggestion to purchase bread a mite more frequently... I'm not thinkin' that was a PB&J-worthy loaf anyways...

Did you get my reply, goofus?

Quirkalot said...

I think you should make croutons.

jiggs said...

fritz:chuckalicious like ground meat?

nikki: I got your email gallant. too busy to reply.

kady's pet: croutons. brilliant. I need to eat a salad anyway.

nikki said...

no worries... s'pose that means the birds are SOL, though.