Thursday, March 16, 2006

Booty is both a god and an asshole

Perhaps he is like loki.

Ya see, we have this problem on the jiggscasey.com site. We make funny pictures and then people link to them directly and steal our motherfucking bandwidth. And it makes our shit slow. And I hate it when my shit is slow.

Now booty came up with a way to figure out who is stealing our pictures of chuck norris and jean claude van damme and instead of giving them said pics, they get a different pic altogether.

See his handiwork in action in the top comment on this myspace profile. Unfortunately, the profile takes a long time to load and he plays a clip from wedding crashers when you look at his profile, so turn your sound off.

Right now the pic we send is a bug. But this begs the question, what other kinds of pics should we send?

19 comments:

Nick said...

See, this is why when I steal stuff from people I always curteous enough to download it and then reupload it using my own hosting service. Those people are lazy and they deserve whatever you throw at them. That being said I think you should force people to look at hideous pictures of belly buttons. Or war crimes.

Why do you forsake my love Jiggs Casey?

Booty J Patrol said...

Jiggs, I believe what I said to you was that I "am an ass hole and a god". Ass hole first. Then God. I don't want people thinking I have a God complex or something.

Nick: Damn straight! Those lazy mothers do deserve it.

The Husband said...

fuck those people. send them a picture of McDougal getting banged in the ass.

miss kendra said...

send text.

like, "stop stealing our bandwidth fuckers."

Booty J Patrol said...

If I could send text I would, but technical limitations require that it be an image. I could send an image that has the text "stop stealing our bandwidth, fuckers" but technically the person viewing the page isn't stealing our bandwidth, it's the asshole who linked to our image in the first place, so my goal is really more to embarass those people than to send a message.

Glenn Hopper said...

I think some manner of self deprecating photo should suffice.

That's deprecating, not defecating.

Wait ...

On second thought ...

miss kendra said...

so make an mspaint image that says "this asshole is stealing our bandwidth."

done and done.

miss kendra said...

also, i like it when jiggs called me sassafras.

jiggs said...

nick: the link you posted only has wonderful pictures of bellybuttons. Perhaps I forsake your love because you don't see the beauty in the navel

booty: Don't worry. I don't think you're God. I think you might be a god, however, like Loki.

carl: do you have said pictures? Can I masturbate to them?

sassafras: I think it will be something along those lines, but perhaps more diplomatic. Perhaps something like "the hilarious image you're linking to is on jiggscasey.com"

glenn: deprecating and defecating. How about a man taking a shit, but talking about how it's not much of a poo, more like what a rabbit would poo than a man size poo.

miss kendra said...

hehe!

i have an awesome nickname.

jiggs said...

sassafras: I sent you an email.

Lee Ann said...

Jiggs, changing the subject....

Haha...you are too much ;) "God might say to me: Welcome to heaven, where all the ladies' rearends are full and round."

Just so cute, yes you are!

Brookelina said...

I say we kill him.

allison said...

I think bootsy is a computer genius....and slappy....and jiggsy

not sure about tasty though...never seen his work.

Nick said...

From now on, I'm calling Booty, Bootsy. Hell yes.

Booty J Patrol said...

Only chicks and gay dudes call me Bootsy. Your call. :)

jiggs said...

lee ann: I am cute. Also I like full round bootays.

brooke: you're right. let's move from mischief directly into murder.

ap: tasty is a computer genius too.

Ɯbermilf said...

How about Bootzilla?

jiggs said...

bootzilla is a great album. Bootsy is a great bass player. Booty should feel privileged to be called that.