Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Too many secrets

What I'm about to say might blow your mind. Of course, some of you might have figured it out already.

I'm not really jiggs casey. I'm actually the American Navel guy. That's right.

In real life, I'm not a bon vivant, raconteur-extraordinaire. That's all an act. I'm actually a creepy guy that likes navels. And from the pictures you can tell that my navel area is pale and hairy.

It was fun pretending to be jiggs casey, but I just can't handle it anymore. I'm not real.

Everyone check out the American Navel blog. The recent navels have all been quite attractive.

34 comments:

American Navel said...

It's true. Jiggs isn't real. I am real.

jiggs said...

That's right navel guy. I am not real.

American Navel said...

I'm having a conversation with myself.

Charles (Jiggs' Member) said...

Don't leave me out of this conversation! I'm just as fake as jiggs is!

American Navel said...

I would never leave you out charles.

Übermilf said...

Ah! I saw the Mythbusters Guy's navel!

Hi, Adam!

miss kendra said...

you're really the navel guy?

i'm so confused.

Nick said...

Having multiple identites is so uncouth, yo.

Yeti said...

I agree. It's retarded.

Lord Duke Nick Seaman said...

Jiggs, you're retarded.

Moses said...

Canada does not approve of this. And I heard that Ms. Kendra thinks that Nick guy above me is a total dick.

Ching Chong Chong said...

You all stupid.

Bono said...

Navel's are totally awesome. So am I.

Gorgs said...

Jesus would punch you in the face for this shit, yo.

Jiggs and Dan snelch.

Von Kablooie said...

Don't forget about me!

Nick said...

Basically, what I am saying, Jiggs, is that only losers have multiple blog identities.

Lee Ann said...

uuuuhhhh!

miss kendra said...

wait doesn't the navel guy have a hairy button?

and isn't said hair dark and wiry?

you are red head! i cannot believe this!

stop messing with my mind!

Übermilf said...

That's Jamie's bellybutton.

jiggs said...

uebermilf:That's right. I'm Adam.

miss k: I'm really the navel guy.

nick and friends: Are you tim duncan?

lee ann: your mind has been blown, I'm assuming.

miss kendra and uebermilf (part 2): I'm not messing with your mind. That's my bellybutton. One of the many ways that I am a freak is that the hair on my torso is black while the rest of my hair is red or light blonde. I dunno why, but that is the case.

miss kendra said...

i will not accept this.

i am going to pretend i never read this post.

lalalalalalala

Übermilf said...

I knew it!

Myth...confirmed!

Brookelina said...

LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!!!!!!

I'm not listening! I can't hear you!!!

LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!!!!!!

Tumbleweed said...

You fucker! You lead us all on to think your this witty, sexy, successful guy and your just the navel guy? That blows!

Tumbleweed said...

oops...you're. Don't want Nick on my ass.

Hale Bopp said...

nice work jiggs! i'm appointing you demon secretary of my satanic administration..

...um..if i get elected..

Tumbleweed said...

Charles: You are totally real...unless Jiggs is really a girl.

jiggs said...

miss k: I don't expect you to accept reality if you don't want to.

brooke: same goes for you.

uebermilf:that part was a lie. I'm not really adam.

tumbleweed: reality bites, doesn't it. I didn't end that with a question mark because it's rhetorical.Also is there really a difference between fake and tiny?

jamwall: I knew you'd appreciate how I fooled everyone. You're a good devil.

Nick said...

Tumbleweed is a liar. She would SO want me on her ass.

pestle said...

I don't have a navel, I am hand-blown.

Spinning Girl said...

Girls still yucky?

Bill the Apostle said...

I'm not real either...sorry if I hurt anyone :(

jiggs said...

nick: who wouldn't? HEYO!

pestle: It's alright if you don't have a navel. I'm still intimidated by you.

spinner: girls are still yucky, but that doesn't mean I want them any less. mmm boobies.

bill: I had no idea. Oh wait. yes I did.

Brookelina said...

By the way, I like the name of this post....Sneakers.