Friday, February 17, 2006

Three meat days

I like meat. I like eating as much of it as possible. I really like eating at least three different kinds of meat per day. Yesterday I had a three meat day with beef, pork and chicken so it was a good day. Once I had three meats in one meal and I nearly came in my pants.

Tasty and I are addicted to the tv show "Beauty and the Geek". We identify pretty strongly with the show because we're both attractive women with short attention spans. It's weird, but in real life I know a guy that knows a guy on that show.

Tasty pointed out to me that an optimist eats asparagus while a pessimist eats disparagus. A realist, however, looks forward to the pee stink.

12 comments:

TastyMcJ said...

I really feel sorry for those people out there who either a.) don't produce the pee stink b.) can't smell it c.)both a.) and b.)

Nature is a harsh mistress.

Fred said...

just like cheese.

Spinning Girl said...

I like meat, too. I like a big, bloody steak.

Do you think beauty & the geek is staged at all? Parts appear to be.

I am deeply attuned to pee smells; also the color of it as it hits the bathtub floor.

Coming in one's clothing is the only true way to best express one's enthusiasm for something.

These are my thoughts on this chilly morn.

Monkey said...

I love Spinning Girl's thoughts. I love Spinning Girl.

Ɯbermilf said...

How do you feel about exotic meats? Ostrich, kangaroo, alligator, etc.

Also, are you a fan of jerky, or do you prefer the juicy fresh cuts of meat?

And, do you consider fish meat?

Tumbleweed said...

I hate to admit I am addicted to the same show and I hate reality TV. I think it must be that sexy Josh that is paired with that Cher bitch. The thought of Wes and Cher kissing made funny sounds in my stomach.
Oh, I also like meat...sausage being one of my favorites!

miss kendra said...

i like meat too.

chicken is my least favorite of meats.

and i heart both asparagus and the following pee stink.

it makes me proud of my body's abilities.

TastyMcJ said...

I have had several 'non-traditional' meats. I enjoy them all.

Buffalo, Elk, Deer, Pheasant, aligator, ostrich....

I very much enjoy the preparation and eating of jerky.

Athough, I should mention I don't think I could eat aligator again; I have a moral issue with eating reptiles.

They're too cute.

jiggs said...

tasty: for some, nature is the kind of mistress that makes you wear a leather mask with a zipper over the mouth

fred: true dat

spinner: steak is good. though I might like mine less bloody that you.

if beauty and the geek is staged, that's alright by me. As long as it's compelling, I'm ok.

Your last two thoughts are genius level quality.

monkey: true dat

uebermilf: you're always asking the right questions. I love exotic meats and eat them at any opportunity. And I do consider fish to be meat. My sister for a while was a pescatarian (sp?). She only ate veggies and fish. Fish are a common exception because they have small brains.

tumbles: cher is a bitch! And sausage is great!

miss k: you should be proud of both your body and your body's abilities. RUFF!

tast: makes his own jerky. That's true.

Spinning Girl said...

I will now itemize the meats I have eaten.

BIRDS:
Chicken
Turkey
Goose
Duck
Pheasant
Grouse
Cornish Game Hen
Ostrich
Emu

HOOFED MAMMALS (includes cloven hoof)
Beef
Pork, suckling pig too
Wild Boar
Sheep
Lamb
Goat
Elk
Bison

FISH
Salmon
Bass
Tuna
Perch
Bluegill
Mackerel
Mahi Mahi
Tilapia
Monkfish
Swordfish
Eel
Cod
Haddock

ARTHROPODS
Lobster
Crayfish
King Crab
Blue Crab

MOLLUSKS
Squid
Octopus
Clams
Oysters
Mussels
Scallops
Conch
Escargot, whatever type of snail that is

REPTILIANS
Snake
Alligator

MISCELLANY / UNIDENTIFIED
Tube Steak
Eggs
Caviar
Tube-shaped meat in Wonton Soup
Bologna
Liverwurst
Olive Loaf
Headcheese
Spam
Jerky
Blood Sausage

MEATS I WILL NEVER EAT
Insect
Monkey
Horse
Zebra
Any mammalian or avian predator
Brain
Tripe
Tongue
Ovary
Rodent
Cat
Dog
Human (unless stranded)

Thank you.

I need to blog this list, now. Others need to weigh in on this.

TastyMcJ said...

I fogot about Dove.

I think i had quail once, too

and i have eaten salted grasshoppers


I forget why exactly... but someone had a bunch at a party.

jiggs said...

spinner: that's the best list I have ever seen.

Tasty: your list is a steaming turd in comparison to spinner's list.