Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Post-valentine wrap up and Jiggsblog Wordcloud

I hope everyone's valentine's weren't too horrible. Mine was actually pretty good. While it would be great to be able to regularly touch boobs, my singleness felt refreshing. I basically just chilled out, ate cheetos and masturbated. (see figure 1)

I also did one of them wordclouds which is below. I believe everybody is there. Also, the wordcloud has all the key themes here at jiggsblog: ass, crap, dick, douchebag(s), jokes, navel, sex, and shit.

25 comments:

GrandPooOfAwesome said...

LOVE the eating cheetos and masturbation word cloud.

I didn't mind Valentine's day. I got lots of loot from the kids at school.

Last year was better though, cause I had weed.

Lee Ann said...

I love how my name is split....Ann on the first line and Lee down in the middle! I know it is in alpha order, it is just funny to see it that way!
So cool...did you change any of your words to get everybody in there?
Glad you had a pleasant VD!

Tumbleweed said...

Love the word cloud! I can't believe you and I did the same thing on VD. Only, I had Doritos and I got to touch boobs.

Fred said...

i can't see my name. that's the final nail jiggs, no more head. i hate you all.

Monkey said...

I feel badly for Fred. Is Pete's name in there?

As with all of these word clouds I do love the proof: "Jiggs Like Monkey."

It's very affirming.

miss kendra said...

i feel quite special being included in the word cloud.

as for the baoj thing, i might be able to work up some venom for that girl.

and by might, i mean probably.

The Husband said...

i didn't see my name on there. i guess that means i'm a loser.

Booty J Patrol said...

Thank god you included that Venn diagram, otherwise I would have had no idea what you meant by "I basically just chilled out, ate cheetos and masturbated."

slappy said...

Exactly. Was the list of activities sequential or concurrent? Now we know that for at least some time he was eating cheetos while masturbating.

Ew.

Booty J Patrol said...

I would think that the "orange wang" problem with eating cheetos while masturebating would be a problem, until I rememebered that Jiggs describes his wang as looking like carrot top, and therefore after making his wang orange, it would simply be "Carrot Top in an orange trenchcoat".

jiggs said...

poof: you got weed from your kids at school? AWESOME

ann lee: I did remove some words that weren't interesting.

tumbleweed: you got to touch boobs! I'm so jealous

fred: you douche, you are so in there. It's five words after "douchebags" and don't take away my head.

monkey: I do enjoy being affirming... get it? af-firming?

miss k: you are special

carl: "spackler" is there. It's tiny and right before spinning. You are a loser, however.

booty: yes. I have learned that visual aids always help communicate a point.

slappy: made the correct inference. That there was simultaneous cheeto eating and masturbation

booty: you would be surprised at how erotic a wang covered in orange cheeto dust is.

Danny said...

I wish I were dead

SignGurl said...

Your night sounds like mine only I used Cheez Whiz as lube. Mmmmm.....Cheez Whiz.

Spinning Girl said...

Yes! I made the cloud! I matter!

allison said...

i'm first!!!

jiggs said...

danny: hilarious!

signgurl: mmmm masturbatory cheeze whiz

spinnerina: you probably would have been bigger if I didn't refer to you as "spinnerina" so much

ap: your first in my word cloud and first in my heart awwww!

Spinning Girl said...

p.s. The B&W avatar won the most votes, but since you voted so nicely, here is a present for you.

jiggs said...

HOT! I'm going to enjoy your open mouth. Probably multiple times tonight even.

Fred said...

i know size isnt everything, but damn. i see fish, am i next to that?

that sucks, you suck jiggs. not in a good way either. i say those blow-jobbers of justice strike this blog, on account of jiggs being a loser who sucks.

Fred said...

i know size isnt everything, but damn. i see fish, am i next to that?

that sucks, you suck jiggs. not in a good way either. i say those blow-jobbers of justice strike this blog, on account of jiggs being a loser who sucks.

Fred said...

i know size isnt everything, but damn. i see fish, am i next to that?

that sucks, you suck jiggs. not in a good way either. i say those blow-jobbers of justice strike this blog, on account of jiggs being a loser who sucks.

Brookelina said...

I'm in it!! Yay!

jiggs said...

fred: you're a whiney little bitch. Just cuz yer small doesn't mean you can take it out on everybody else. Go buy a sportscar like everyone else.

brooke: yay!

The Husband said...

I FOUND IT! i feel like i'm part of the gang since my name was on the wordcloud. who the fuck made up word cloud...thats about as gay as a $3 bill. i'm such a loser.

jiggs said...

carl, I can tell that you're going through some stuff. Keep on rockin in the free world.