Friday, February 10, 2006

Pervin it down a notch

Perhaps we have been pervin it up a little too much recently. So instead of me talking about how great lesbians are (again), I figure I would perv it down a notch. Try to keep it innocent, you know?

Valentine's day is coming up and I don't have a valentine for the first time in a couple of years. I think my mom realized this because she sent me a valentine telling me that I was a good son. But the important part about the valentine was the mrs. fields cookies gift certificate. Now when valentine's day rolls around, I can dull my sorrows with cookies. Go mom!

Upon thinking about valentine's day, it occurred to me that I could just choose someone to be my valentine. And so I chose monkey. Now sure, both of us are boys, but I think monkey is comfortable enough in his sexuality to not jump to any brokeback mountain hysteria. Anyway, I made him a little valentine:



Also I got my dick stuck in a rusty pipe.

Shit. I was so close to making a completely undick joke post. And I ruined it there at the end.

29 comments:

Fred said...

glad to see you took my advice. not many people choose to ignore it, and live to eat cheese again.

Monkey said...

I love you too Jiggs!!! Will you be my Valentine?

I feel very comfortable in my masculinity. And I feel comfortable in your armpit too. Oh the JOY!

Calzone said...

I would so like to watch you two doing it. I think it would be a lot of bizarre foreplay, two seconds of actually fucking then hours of you both telling each other that you werent dissapointed.

Fred said...

i forgot to add, i'm quite offended by the end of your post. you said i was special.

sr zonealot, tape it for me bro.

Nick said...

Calzone is awesome.

Monkey said...

This is disturbing. Calzone knows me too well.

miss kendra said...

i feel rejected.

Übermilf said...

I want Nick to be my Valentine.

TastyMcJ said...

I can be your valentine, miss kendra.

allison said...

TGIF

Nick said...

I'll be your valentine, Ubes.

Tumbleweed said...

You have a girlfriend, don't even play like you don't have a Valentine, poser!
Okay, I am just bitter and jealous of Monkey.

Lee Ann said...

Allison, yes, I agree...TGIF

word ver: grrmpkp

jiggs said...

fred: I couldn't live without your cheeze.

monkey: Certainly I will be your valentine. I'm going to get my armpit ready for you. I'll even wear deodorant.

calzone: talking about how you are not disappointed in your partner is the best part of sex, if you ask me.

fred: I think I'm going to try and sell the dvd. "boys and monkeys gone wild".

nick: true dat

monkey: true dat

miss k: you already have a valentine in boy.

uebermilf: uebermilf has got the mad hookupz

tasty: I hope your valentine offer if requited

AP: true dat

nick: yay!

tumbleweed: Honestly, i don't have a girlfriend. I would ask tasty to verify this, but some people wrongly think that we're the same person.

lee ann:double true dat.

Monkey said...

Nooo! Don't wear deodorant! Are you mad? I like smelly. The more odor the better. I like au natural... etc. etc. etc.

Thank you.

jiggs said...

monkey: for you, no deordorant. i'll even exercise beforehand.

Brookelina said...

Calzone's comment made me blow iced tea out of my nose. Damn him to hell.

I still need a valentine...any takers? I promise the actually fucking will be longer than 2 seconds.

Monkey said...

Oh my! What a treat! What a boon! What a delight!

(Did you see Kermit call Justin Timberlake a "douchebag"? I thought perhaps you and Kermit had been hanging out together... I got jealous and threw poo at the TV.)

Brookelina said...

Monkey...we did that at the same time again. That was so hot.

Monkey said...

You know I lust for you, you brazen hussy.

Monkey said...

Ham Twat!

Brookelina said...

Thank God somebody does!

Monkey said...

Dammit it all to hell... I hate these bouncing comments.

jiggs said...

brooke: I am certain you are going to find a valentine.

monkey: I did see kermit call timberlake a douchebag. I forgot to post about how that happened. Ya see I was all chilling out with some friends and in walks kermit and he's all like, "I'm the shit, yo" and I was all like, "No way, douchebag, monkey is the shit" and then he was all like "what did you call me?" and I was all like "I called you a douchebag. You got a problem with that?" and then we got into fisticuffs. So to make a long story short, he did lift "douchebag" from me, but you don't need to fling poo at the tv.

brooke: simultaneous posting is so hot

monkey: we all lust for brooke. RUFF!

Nick said...

Yo Jiggs, did you see that shit I put up for you?

miss kendra said...

i would love to have both brooke and tasty as my valentines.

i'm sure i can please them both.

TastyMcJ said...

best...valentines...day....ever.....

Chauncey Gardiner said...

Kermit is stealing material from Jiggs Casey. I knew it all along. I won't watch that channel anymore.



Word V: fixyal

hyena9 said...

sooooo, you're cheating on your mom with monkey.... wow. that's some balls, dude. especially after she gave you a cookie gift certificate. Cookie I tell ya, COOKIE!!!