Monday, February 06, 2006

Oscar noms

Well, aside from being a total douchebag who just likes to douche it up on this blog whenever I feel the urge, I'm also a film buff (to some extent).

Well, I'm not that huge of a film buff, as I've only seen 2 of the best picture nominees for this year, Crash and Capote.

I'm currently torn between the 2... I really liked Crash, but I just saw Capote tonight, and it was pretty fucking amazing.

I figured, I don't really give a shit what the academy thinks (they're all bigger douches than any of you or I....(yes, even Jiggs....;-)) So I thought I'd be blasé and post an official "wtf do you think is the best movie of the year?" post....

Enlighten me with your wisdom, BAOJ-ers!!!!

50 comments:

Brookelina said...

I think I've seen three movies this year. It's very sad.

Nick said...

I've three less movies than Brooke.

Nick said...

I've seen three less movies.

Don't rush the judgement on anyone being a bigger douche than me, Tasty.

Lee Ann said...

I haven't seen either of those two movies.
I did see a movie and was very surprised how good it was ~ Walk the Line.
I have never been a Johnny Cash/June Carter fan, but the movie was really good!

GrandPooOfAwesome said...

I just enjoy seeing the celebs make retards of themselves. I do love the Oscars. I was more excited last year because Cate Blanchett was up for bsa and won. She's delicious.

I usually haven't seen the nominated movies before the Oscars.

Hale Bopp said...

Brooke,
I think I've masturbated only three times this year, that totally blows.

Nick,
You've masturbated more than anyone on this blog.

Nick,
We love your douche.

Lee Ann,
I'd like you to "Walk the Line" over to my place.

BOO-YAS!!!

Grandpoo,
I'd like to replace my purple shroud with a purple Cate Blanchet.

....um..that doesn't make any fucking sense...

ah well.

Jiggs,
We're helping out our fellow man (or "fellow bloggers" by answering their comments for them).

Fuckin' A dude...brotherhood! What can I say?

Gorgs said...

That Hale Bopp guy is a total jackass. A spaceship? really? fucking retard.

Brookelina said...

At least now I know who Hale Bopp is.

And I masturbated three times just yesterday.

jiggs said...

I've probably seen 25 movies in the last year, but if we're not counting adult films, then I've only seen 3 and a half.

brooke: you and I should make a movie together. We could remake cagney and lacey. I'll be cagney. And in this version there will be hot lesbian sex between cagney and lacey.

nick: douche.

lee ann: I love johnny cash. I want to have 10 million of his babies.

poof: would you like to be in the cagney and lacey remake that brooke and I are going to make?

hale bopp: thanks for answering my comments.

gorgonzola: something stinks.

brooke: that's the kind of dialogue that we need for our cagney and lacey remake.

Spinning Girl said...

I don't watch any movies except Lord of the Rings, which I just keep watching over & over. That's OK, right?

Oh, wait, I saw King Kong.

Fred said...

holy fucking shit, this is all fucking fucked up the ass like a fucking dirty little fucking fucked up pice of fucking shit.

i saw a movie this year, it had jigg's ma in it and she was making cookies. with her butt cheeks.

also, i went to an italian fucking restauraunt this weekend and i had a calzone.

Übermilf said...

I wish the Steve Allen remake of the "Shaggy D.A." came out last year. That would be my pick for best picture.

Monkey said...

Übermilf just made me snort out loud.

I saw Crash, but I have not seen any of the other nominated movies. It's been a movieless kind of year. All the best movies only stay for a day or two.

I'm still waiting to rent "The Smartest Guys in the Room".

I wish Hale Bopp would come over and answer my comments.

miss kendra said...

i liked "where the boys aren't 273462."

it moved me.

Nick said...

Jiggs!!! You owe my 4 dollars!

jiggs said...

spinner: I saw king kong too.... IN MY PANTS!!! How he fit in my pants I'll have no idea. It must be the elastic waste.

freddy: my ma's proud of "cookies from your buttcheeks"

uebermilf: I concur.

monkey: are you a big steve allen fan?

miss k: that was a good one. Actually any kind of lesbian porn is a passable and some is downright magical!

nick: Sure I'll pay it, nick. You can take it right out of my asshole.

Lee Ann said...

Tasty, did you watch Grey's Anatomy last night?
It was a good one!

TastyMcJ said...

Yes, I did watch it. It was quite good.

I wish it hadn't have been a cliff-hanger though...

I don't want to wait til' next week!

TastyMcJ said...

Also, I saw Walk the Line a while ago, and thought that was quite good, too.

Lee Ann said...

I know, I hated that it had a cliff hanger, my first thought was, what if I miss it next week. I hate that. It was a good one though.
Yeah, Walk the Line was great, much better than I thought it would be.

Jiggs, did you see it?

jiggs said...

I didn't see walk the line, though I wanted to. I am really lazy though.

GrandPooOfAwesome said...

"poof: would you like to be in the cagney and lacey remake that brooke and I are going to make?"

Heck yeah.

Monkey said...

I am anxious to see "Walk the Line" also.

I left some poop here. Please accept my apologies.

Brookelina said...

I will go see Walk The Line with Monkey! Oh wait...we live really really far away from each other.

Never mind.

jiggs said...

poof: I'll write up the premise soon. You'll have a juicy part.

monkey: I love it when you leave poo around here because then I can sell it on ebay. Maybe you should make a movie called "walk the poop" starring you and spinning girl.

brooke: I'm going to move ahead with the cagney and lacey movie and just assume that you're going to sign on.

Candi said...

Just make sure you shave really really well. I get stubble rash very easily.

Brookelina said...

I suck at having alter egos.

jiggs said...

brooke: don't say that you suck at having an alter ego. Everybody makes alter ego mistakes.

Monkey said...

I've only noticed that you lack a penis Calzone.

Calzone said...

ahahahahahahahahaha

Brooke sucks at having an alter ego..anyone else notice that shit?

Lee Ann said...

Jiggs and Monkey, I think you both would enjoy it (Walk the Line) a lot...must go see. Well, now you can wait for the dvd to come out!

Lee Ann said...

How did Calzone's comment post before mine? We both posted at the same moment. Who decides that?

Monkey said...

Lee Ann and I have Bouncy Comment Syndrome. We never know where our comments will land.

Look at where mine is!

Dammit it all to hell.

jiggs said...

comments are like a box of chocolates. You never know if you're going to get the one filled with toothpaste.

Lee Ann said...

Monkey, I like that bouncy comment syndrome haha

Jiggs, I like chocolate...ummm, oh yes I do, but toothpaste!!!
Well, what kind? Lately I have been using that Colgate Max Fresh...it is good, it has little teeny tiny breathstrips in it, and I love the blue color!

Lee Ann said...

Jiggs, I don't like that word verification....it is hard to hit and run when I am at work when I have to type that stuff!!!!

Monkey said...

Lee Ann has bouncy teeth too. I need a toothpaste that is good for my gums. I don't have teeth... to speak of.

jiggs said...

no one wants to get the chocolate that is filled with toothpaste.

maybe we should turn the word verification off. Perhaps it has outlasted its usefulness

jiggs said...

something amuses me about the way you phrased "I don't have teeth... to speak of".

The ellipsis are funny there. I'm not sure how to interpret them.

Blast. I need to do some reading so my blogging frequency will have to go down.

Lee Ann said...

Oh, monkey I am sorry you don't have teeth. I guess it is good you eat bananas...easy to gum them!
Haha, I guess I am happy to have bouncy teeth...am I?

Yes, YAY! turn it off! I wish everyone would. I have never turned mine on, and I really don't have much problem with spam.

Calzone said...

I tried to watch but my huge cock got in the way of the television set.

Monkey said...

When Calzone says "cock", he means the ceramic rooster his granny gave him for Christmas.

(I don't have teeth Jiggs. I just haven't come to terms with it yet.)

The Husband said...

i saw Munich this past weekend. pretty good. some nice T&A as well. people getting assasinated and tits and ass...a great recipe for an award winning movie!

ps, i want to fuck you

Brookelina said...

Hey Captain Obvious, thanks for pointing out what I already did! I suck at it. Oh, and you have no dick.

I love you Jiggs!

Calzone said...

My cock is so huge it has its own congressman

jiggs said...

lee ann: I check with the managing board of the jiggsblog and see if they vote for dropping word verification.

carl: I concur. Tits, violence and spieldberg are a deadly combination. Also with respect to fucking me, you must get in line behind calzone.

brooke: I heart you too brooke

calzone: Your penis has its own congressman. And that congressman is barney frank.

Spinning Girl said...

It has its own weather system. And weatherman.

Brookelina said...

It's not how it sounds. He bangs a congressman with his strap-on every Tuesday afternoon behind the 7-11.

Tumbleweed said...

Didn't the first Cagney and Lacey have hot lesbian sex? oh wait maybe that was Lavern and Shirley...shit they were all dykes! I'm a movie buff too, but only the G-rated ones and the X-rated ones, nothing in between.

Lee Ann said...

I just wanted to be 50! YAY!