Thursday, February 23, 2006

Obviously I'm a terrible human being...

But did you know that I am a terrible blogger too? And by that I mean that my participation on everybody's blogs has been really shitty over the last few days.

Normally I go to everybody's blog and add some non sequitur like "I like bacon" or "nick is covered is ejaculate?" In short, I bring a little draft of fresh, jiggsey air onto others' blogs.

For reasons beyond my control, however, my participation is sucking worse than usual. I almost even forgot to update the blog today and as you know I always update the blog. I mean if I don't update the blog it either means I got kidnapped or that I got laid.

So I guess it's always best to assume that I got kidnapped.

24 comments:

jamwall said...

no, you got laid. i should know, you were with me last night.

Übermilf said...

Tuesday is paczki day!

Tumbleweed said...

Maybe we could both NOT blog on the same day...hint hint.

TastyMcJ said...

Don't worry about it, jiggs...

I'm sure if most of the blog-o-sphere had it's way, we'd all be getting kidnapped and laid....

miss kendra said...

yeah, i noticed.

you never re-commented on my poem (scourge of the internet.)

also, i mentioned my rack and there was a serious lack of jiggs in the air.

Lee Ann said...

Jiggsy, you are just going through the blog blahs.
I think I am a little bit too!
I do miss seeing you at the Castle though!
I heart you Jiggsy!

Lee Ann said...

Hey Tasty, it is good to see you posting some lately! Hope you have a good day! ;)

jiggs said...

jamwall: I don't remember that... Jamwall did you roofie me?

uebermilf: Today is Thursday. This means you are providing a warning about the upcoming Tuesday. Wait. what's paczki?

tumbleweed: You want us to both be kidnapped on the same day? What are the odds of that? WAIT A SECOND!

tasty: I'm a little confused by what you meant. Are you saying that the whole blogosphere hates us so much that they are rooting for us too get laid/kidnapped so we won't blog?

miss k:Don't worry. There is always a little bit of jiggs in the air when I think about your rack. Also, I know I need to go back to your poem and read it for reals.

lee ann: I'll stop by the castle today for sure. I heart you too Lee Ann!

miss kendra said...

seriously. she needs to feel our horn.

Tumbleweed said...

I am not spelling it out for you mister! We are both not going to be blogging on the same day, but we are not going to be kidnapped either.

Tumbleweed said...

Miss Kendra, she seems kinda foreign, ya think?

TastyMcJ said...

No, I was just implying I wouldn't mind being kidnapped and laid by some hot chick.


I thought that was obvious.

Übermilf said...

Tumbleweed, if by "foreign" you mean from the Planet BitchesWithSticksUpTheirAsses, then yes.

Why do you torture me, Miss Kendra, why?

miss kendra said...

she's been picking on someone i like, which drew me to her. then she just kept digging the hole deeper.

i wish i could punch her in the face.

jamwall said...

i roofed ya. remember?

i was on top..

jiggs said...

miss k: give in to your hate. It will make you stronger!

tumbleweed: are you suggesting that we ought to ... you know... "do it"?

tasty: What man doesn't have the fantasy of being kidnapped by a group of super hot pirates and then sexed to death?

uebermilf: Yes, if diplomacy is the art of knowing what not to say, this woman would be a stupid bitch.

miss k: yes. good. the anger makes you stronger.

jamwall: You lovable scamp!

Spinning Girl said...

It's OK. You will make up for it when you are able ... and with gusto!

I have been busy climbing the ropes in gym class, so not as good at blogging either ... alas.

Spinning Girl said...

Umm, "I heart you" is a patented SG statement. All uses of "I heart you" by any & all bloggers needs to be cleared through me.

The Husband said...

i think you are a fastastic human and a great blogger! i mean who else can take all my ass fucking related comments...not many people. i appreciate your witty banter and hope you continue.

Sysm said...

Jiggs,

Read you every day. Always fun and funny. I appreciate the work you put into it. And if you don't have the time, or the energy, fuck us - we're not paying for this shit.

And comments about ejaculate, faces, Nick, or any combination of the three are always valid and noteworthy.

jiggs said...

spinner: I heart you! suck it!

carl: I want to hear more about your assfucking adventures. But hold on there serpico, I'm not thinking of quitting. I'm just pointing out my flaws as I enjoy doing.

sysm: You're a good guy sysm. As I said before, the good kind of douche.

Spinning Girl said...

I forgot to say that when paired with the non-patented "suck it", "I heart you" may be used with abandon.

Tumbleweed said...

Bingo!

Tumbleweed said...

Wow, ubie got that description right on the nose!