Wednesday, February 08, 2006

My poem dedicated to our newly appointed Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito

Alito bit of Monica in my life
Alito bit of Erica by my side
Alito bit of Rita's all I need
Alito bit of Tina's what I see
Alito bit of Sandra in the sun
Alito bit of Mary all night long
Alito bit of Jessica here I am
Alito bit of you makes me your man


14 comments:

Nick said...

I'll never forgive you for this.

The Husband said...

nice. can you make an audio blog with those lyrics. first you have the "cat in a sandwich" song now this. you keep this up you will have an entire album.

miss kendra said...

i hate you.

i stopped reading after one line, and yet i will be tortured by this all day long.

Ɯbermilf said...

Jiggs, you have overstepped the bounds of decency.

jiggs said...

nick: zing:

carl: audio post = good idea

miss k: esterday we were soulmates. Now this.

uebermilf: I am a bad man

jiggs said...

supreme court justice number 110

Monkey's Human said...

Jiggs is a very bad man.

I think it's time to have you waxed.

scumbag said...

what's the supreme court?

Brookelina said...

And plucked.

jiggs said...

monkey's human: too late. I'm already waxed... down there.

scumbag of the earth: it's the court that sucks most supremely

brooke: I already have been plucked. I got plucked all night long and then twice after breakfast.

Lee Ann said...

Jiggs, I found a sandwich that rivals your kitten in a sandwich. Come over to the castle and see.

YAY for the waxing!!!

jamwall said...

Alito bit of jiggs poopin' on my thigh...

Monkey said...

Jamwall made me pass Laughing Cow Cheese through my nostrils.

jiggs said...

lee ann: everyone loves hairless jiggs

jamwall: I'd prefer to poop in your mouth.

monkey: that's gross.