Thursday, February 09, 2006

The lesbian sister paradox

Tasty and I were talking and we hit upon the following confusing paradox:
  • Doing it with two chicks is hot
  • Having two sisters fight over you would be awesome
  • However having a threesome with two sisters is creepy
Booty emailed me this link listing various sexual averages. According to these statistics, I'm average height, below average for weight, but otherwise I'm above average in everything else. For example, my clit is twice the size of an average clit. I have a monster clit.

With great power, comes great responsibility.


TastyMcJ said...

My TA for Ethics in undergrad knew this pair of incestuous lesbian sisters.

They were also into shit-play.

small world.

Fred said...

euw. thats just plain un-cheese on toast like. you suckers have been pushing the boat out for pervy poo talk recently.

talk about something nice, like cheese.

Fred said...

in other news, i'm above average, and i'm sure i 'jaculate faster than 28 mph.

Nick said...

This blog is the finest media outlet in the known universe.

Übermilf said...

Too bad one of the sisters wasn't dead. Then you could add necrophilia into the mix.

jamwall said...

my clit is so fucking large, its got its own zip code..

Die Muräne said...

i'm above everything!

Monkey said...

I didn't know that Jiggs and I had so much in common! I'm a boy with a hoo-hah, and Jiggs is ostensibly a boy with a clit.

Males with unusual genital formations unite.

miss kendra said...

on that show "cathouse" there are twin hookers who work together.

that's the only part of the show that makes me uncomfortable.

Monkey said...

Is it the "incest" thing? I figured sisters probably experiment together anyway, but then... I'm a perv.

Monkey's Human

(Monkey just likes hands in his hoo-hah, he doesn't think about any of these philosophical points.)

scumbag said...

has anyone here ever been to a donkey show?

TastyMcJ said...

no, but friends of mine have.

allison said...

i'm at a complete loss for words

Brookelina said...

I'm with Allison. I mean with what she said, not in a lesbian sort of way.

Though she is hot.

The Husband said...

i have to disagree. i have no problem banging sisters. whats wrong with it? i've seen that episode of Cathouse with the twin sisters...i would definitely bang them. this blog makes me want to pull out my crank and start stroking.

jiggs said...

tasty: that's disgusting and I love it.

fred: like buttcheeze?

fred: I won't believe you until I see a highspeed camera recording.

nick: it truly is.

uebermilf: you're disgusting. You should be ashamed of yourself.

jamwall: my clit is so fucking large that when it sits around, it really sits around.

muraene: great umlaut!

monkey: Good idea. Let's align ourselves the UAW too.

miss k: I have never seen this show. I would look it up, but I am at work. I have seen a show about the bunny ranch, but that one is weird because most of the women are odd looking.

monkey's human: the incest is the issue with me. On a separate note, you are a perv, but I love you for it. With respect to monkey's hoohah, who(hah!) doesn't like a hand up their hoohah?

scumbag: If it's what I think it is, no. I'm not the biggest fan of chicks doin it with animals. Also I hate donkeys.

tasty:I want to meet those people.

ap: I understand your position.

brooke: I agree. AP is hot. I'm generally amused by these comments because I didn't anticipate them going in this particular direction. I mean, I knew it was gonna be grody (which I love), but the particular kind of grody is impossible to predict.

carl: Let's just agree to disagree on lesbian sisters. Also, I hope you're not at work when you read this.

Spinning Girl said...

How about siamese twins?
ps Does anyone we know live in New Jersey? My word-ver said "bjnjho" and I guess that means I've got work to do. yum.

jiggs said...

My clit is so big, that they call it the big man in the little boat.

jiggs said...

spinner: you're right, siamese twins goes back to being hot. That's really weird.

even though brooke no longer lives in jersey, perhaps she might still count. Depending of course on whether I'm interpreting your word verification correctly.

Lee Ann said...


According to the chart, the vagina balloons? haha

Does it really only take 3-8 seconds to get an erection?

Ohhhhh, that explains a lot. Boyfriend is 25! haha

Calzone said...

Waht about a Mom and daughter threesome??


Übermilf said...

I've got an umlaut, too!

A big umlaut.

Brookelina said...

Spinning - I'm from NJ! Am I the HO or the BJ? I'm confused.

jiggs said...

lee ann: your boyfriend is 25? You like to get em young eh? well now we know why.

calzone: I was waiting for you to show up and suggest that. Still gross.

uebermilf: you don't have an umlaut in your comment name like this other dude does.

brooke: I'm confused too.

jiggs said...

genius level!

TastyMcJ said...

"lesbian sister paradox" ?

more like,

"lesbian sister pair-of-dykes"!!

Ok, even I think that was a stretch.

Fred said...

ask yo momma and calzone jiggs, they can back me up.

jiggs said...

Freddy: but my mother doesn't have a high speed camera... WAIT A SECOND!

whoa my genius level comment was supposed to appear after tasty's comment as it was in reference to his pun.

Fred said...

then how did it appear before? unless.... you're the same person! tasty doesn't even exist. rumbled!

Übermilf said...

Yes I do.

TastyMcJ said...

Jiggs has a 6th sense for when I'm about to bust out something genius level.

Perhaps he just jumped the gun and didn't even realize it....?

Tumbleweed said...

If one of the sisters was a hermaphrodite, would it be considered a four-way?

jiggs said...

fred: you bested me once again.

uebermilf: you bested me once again.

tasty: good thinking.

tumbleweed: maybe if both of the sisters were hermaphrodites