Tuesday, February 07, 2006

It just occurred to me...

Busting balls and busting nuts are two very different things.

26 comments:

slappy said...

So when you're watching Kari on Mythbusters you can now say "Nut busted."

Nick said...

And then wipe off.

miss kendra said...

i think you might be my soulmate.

scumbag said...

ha ha! i'm flipping you off every time i comment!!!

Monkey's Human said...

My boobs hurt.

Tumbleweed said...

Tell us how they are different, oh wise one! My boobs hurt too. Strange...do women that blog together cycle together too? Interesting...

amera hearts said...

my boobs don't hurt, but i was wondering if they are too small.

huh.

slappy said...

It not the size of the boobies, it's the wobble of the woobies.

Look, it's been a long day at work. I don't have to make sense.

Monkey said...

Tumbleweed.... my human is so happy that your boobies hurt too! She thinks your theory may be correct.

Slappy makes no sense, but we love him anyway.

Is it high tide?

Lee Ann said...

The wobble?????
Hmmmm...You must be the first guy I know that thinks the size of the boobie doesn't matter.
Oh, mine do not hurt right now!

jiggs said...

slappy: that's exactly what I do when watching mythbusters.

nick: of course wiping is step two

miss k: No. I think you're MY soulmate. wait is soulmate-ness a reflexive property? Strictly speaking I don't think so. Regardless, I think we just proved that we're each other's soulmates.

scumbag: what happened to the "cap'n"? Did you get demoted?

monkey's human: sorry about that. Do women ice their boobs when they start to hurt?

tumbleweed: busting someone's balls means that you're yelling at them while busting a nut means you're ejaculating.

amera: there's no such thing as boobs that are too small.

slappy: insane in the membrane

monkey: I don't think it's high tide that is causing the boob issue. I think it's the gravitational pull of calzone's giant cock.

jiggs said...

lee ann: big boobs are great and small boobs are great. You can do fun things with big boobs and fun things with small boobs.

The ass is really what matters for me anyway.

Monkey's Human said...

Ice? A heating pad or warm hands appropriately placed works better.

I was wondering about Scumbag's demotion too?

Lee Ann said...

Ahhhhh! You are an ass man!

jiggs said...

monkey's human:good to know. That's why my ex girlfriend got so mad at me that one time.

lee ann: I am an ass man.

miss kendra said...

if you're an ass man we can't be soulmates.

my boobies are much nicer than my bum.

i've considered surgery to rectify (!) the situation, but really, what can be done?

Calzone said...

My cock hurts. I mean seriously it does.

Brookelina said...

My feet hurt. If you are really my lesbian lover you would rub them with vanilla scented lotion. And fix me a gin and tonic.

Extra lime.

jiggs said...

miss k: asses are like boobs. big ones are fun and small ones are fun. Actually big ones are really fun. A whole lot of fun actually. Yay for big asses!

Now I don't know what kind of bum you've got, so I can't comment on how that affects us being soulmates.

calzone: have you thought about icing your cock down?

brooke: were I in florida, your wish would be my command.

jiggs said...

also miss kendra, don't get me wrong. I like breasts too. I like them a lot. But I just don't have as much of a size preference as I do with asses.

Satan's brother Carl said...

Hi....my name is Carl....

Gorgs said...

Hey, Jiggs, does your face hurt?

Lee Ann said...

So...you are a big ass man?
(not that you have a big ass, but that you like them)

Lee Ann said...

Calzone, why does it hurt baby?????

jiggs said...

satan's little bro: what's up

gorgs: my jaw hurts from having calzone's giant dick in it. I have been icing it down all day. Also, what stinks in here?

lee ann: I am a big ass man. yay for big asses! boo for skinny boney asses.

Fred said...

asses rule. i had a salmon calzone at the weekend.