Jiggsy, you are already a catch!...and you can make chocolate pancakes for me anytime. A few chocolate chips and some powdered sugar in place of the bananas for me please ;) oooh, maybe drizzle a little strawberry syrup over them! Now, I do like bananas if you make homemade banana pudding. Regardless, I am impressed that you made banana chocolate pancakes...I imagine they serve nicely in bed too!
Can you cook while reciting The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam from memory? Hope so. Otherwise, you're just like every other pancake-cooking, thong-designing genius.
i make the best fucking French Toast this side of the mississippi. its the real deal. if a girl has a slice the panties come right off. its nice. real nice.
lilly: this is exactly the kind of ego stroking i was looking for!
lee ann: I love it when you stroke my ego! It's funny that you should mention banana pudding because I know how to make that too. As for serving pancakes in bed, wouldn't you be afraid that things might get sticky?... WAIT A SECOND!
uebermilf: Of course I clean the kitchen after cooking. My housemates would beat the crap out of me if I didn't.
spinner: Unfortunately, i couldn't recite that. I'm relegated to reciting TS Elliot. I know it's sad.
carl: if you make me french toast, i can guarantee that my panties will come off.
The person I've been with for the last several years (off and on - you know the gig)- this Boy can fucking cook.
Unfortunately, he is currently serving his debt to society and stomaching entrees with names like "Tater Tot Surprise" (I shit you not). So both of us are suffering.
Hell if I know. Not sure I was aware it's a trend. Does it have something to do with wielding knives, I wonder? A lot of really worthwhile men cannot behave themselves consistently, I have found.
I'll admit that he won me over with caramelized apple cinnamon waffles the first night I stayed over, though. They were amazing. If he'd served them in bed, I probably woulda ran. That's a little too nice. Instead he sat me on the counter and fed me little yummies while he cooked. A viable option for chocolate-banana pancakes, I'd hafta think...
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You sound like a catch to me!
I can think of a few things to do with bananas and chocolate. ;-)
Jiggs, my friend, you are already a catch. As long as what people want is a whiny douche.
Strippers are so classy.
What do you mean becoming a catch? If you can cook banana chocolate pancakes you are a catch! :-D
Jiggsy, you are already a catch!...and you can make chocolate pancakes for me anytime. A few chocolate chips and some powdered sugar in place of the bananas for me please ;) oooh, maybe drizzle a little strawberry syrup over them!
Now, I do like bananas if you make homemade banana pudding.
Regardless, I am impressed that you made banana chocolate pancakes...I imagine they serve nicely in bed too!
He's not a catch until he cleans the kitchen.
Can you cook while reciting The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam from memory? Hope so. Otherwise, you're just like every other pancake-cooking, thong-designing genius.
i make the best fucking French Toast this side of the mississippi. its the real deal. if a girl has a slice the panties come right off. its nice. real nice.
Boy makes a mean "weiners and beaners."
sparkle: shine on, you crazy sparkley diamond
nick: you summarize me like no one else can.
lilly: this is exactly the kind of ego stroking i was looking for!
lee ann: I love it when you stroke my ego! It's funny that you should mention banana pudding because I know how to make that too. As for serving pancakes in bed, wouldn't you be afraid that things might get sticky?... WAIT A SECOND!
uebermilf: Of course I clean the kitchen after cooking. My housemates would beat the crap out of me if I didn't.
spinner: Unfortunately, i couldn't recite that. I'm relegated to reciting TS Elliot. I know it's sad.
carl: if you make me french toast, i can guarantee that my panties will come off.
miss kendra: That sounds like a racial slur.
ca
Jiggs....you catch on quick too!
;)
Ok, I will be waiting at the castle for you to bring some homemade banana pudding!
Banana pancakes of any variation... near Eden. Jiggs, you are tops.
Carl S. - I'll bet. That's some party piece.
Good stuff, Jiggs -- mission accomplished then :-D
As much as I hate bananas, they were pretty damn good pancakes.
I ate 3 of them w/ peanut butter.
pancakes! i love choco-banan-cakes from a pan. you forgot the finishing touch, whipped cream.
also, try that recipe i put on my blog, its allowed me to be 'caught' more than once.
also try rohypnol.
Fre' knows how to reel 'em in.
You made pancakes and call yourself a cook? Come on...
Keep prakticing ;))
lee ann: one day I'm gonna make some banana pudding and then I'll take a picture of it and bring it to the castle.
nikki: You're fast becoming a favorite of mine.
lilly: If only I could make a banner that says "mission accomplished" and hang it from an aircraft carrier. That would be awesome.
tasty: an endorsement from a taster. excellent
freddiey: you really do have a way with women.
nick: true dat
mone: I'm just learning how to cook and I already have a critic!
mone, YOU keep practising. your spelling! loser.
practicing. shit.
I think Jiggs should make me some pancake pasties.
mmmm, you have no idea how bad I want a man that can cook. I can cook too, so we can have all kinds of fun in the kitchen. Food is our friend!
Ditto, Jiggsy.
The person I've been with for the last several years (off and on - you know the gig)- this Boy can fucking cook.
Unfortunately, he is currently serving his debt to society and stomaching entrees with names like "Tater Tot Surprise" (I shit you not). So both of us are suffering.
fredddiiieeeyyy: You're the jiggsblog bodyguard. Keep up the good work.
uebermilf: i will make you some pasties only if you model them for me.
tumbleweed: cooking is such a sensual activity. It can even be a kind of foreplay.
nikki: why are so many hot women dating outlaw chefs?
Si! We are thinking along the same lines!
Hell if I know. Not sure I was aware it's a trend. Does it have something to do with wielding knives, I wonder? A lot of really worthwhile men cannot behave themselves consistently, I have found.
I'll admit that he won me over with caramelized apple cinnamon waffles the first night I stayed over, though. They were amazing. If he'd served them in bed, I probably woulda ran. That's a little too nice. Instead he sat me on the counter and fed me little yummies while he cooked. A viable option for chocolate-banana pancakes, I'd hafta think...
tumbleweed: let's make some oatmeal together.
nikki: apple cinnamon waffles = excellent
nikki: and on the counter you sat and ate them as they were being cooked. That is genius level on his part.
i can cook. i once cooked for 15 friends, while smoking a cone. its not easy, after a while i got confused. but i came through in the end.
all of my friends are dead now.
that's a great story. perhaps one day you could flesh it out and turn it into an article for jiggscasey.com
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