Sunday, February 12, 2006

do you know any poop jokes?

I mentioned earlier on the blog that I was goofing around on this dating website that friends of jiggsblog run. The site is supposedly tailored to the nerdy indie rock community (I might be considered a fringe member of this community).

You can tag other people on the site and one particular woman that I tagged with "iheartpoojokes" emailed me to confirm that she did indeed like poo jokes. Then she asked me if I knew any good poo jokes.

I don't actually know any set up-punchline jookes about poo and if I were to make one up, the punchline would probably be something like "and that's when I woke up with shit in my mouth". Thus I didn't tell her any poop jokes.

However, I did point her to the blog post where my (ex) housemate put fake poo in my bed. In retrospect, this might have been a fatal error because she never wrote back. Whether it was the poo content or the general content of the blog that was offputting, I'll never know.

I'm amused by the fact that even in this limited nerdy girls and boys dating world, I'm still am awkward weirdo. And not just because of my 2 inch clit.


Sysm said...

Q: What's brown and sticky?

A: A stick

Brookelina said...

Q: What's brown and smells like poo?

A: Poo

SignGurl said...

The picture with you and the banana makes me sweat.

It's hot when a man can rock a phallic symbol as well as you do.

jiggs said...

sysm: Now that you mention it, I have heard that one.

brooke: that one too.

signgurl: people love the way I eat bananas.

The Husband said...

one of my homie's from compton once told me "bitches ain't nothin but ho's and tricks."

think about it....

miss more said...


I'm like so hot, or something.

jiggs said...

carl: your friend from compton is genius level

miss more: you've bested me once again.

Monkey said...

What is brown and sits on a piano stool?

A: Beethoven's last movement.

P.S. I actually joined consumating! Unlike, they accepted my profile even though I am... a monkey.

miss kendra said...

if it's any consolation, i'm pretty sure i would respond to that profile.

Tumbleweed said...

I heart you Jiggs! Here's an offering...

Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass. He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?"

The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing out. He said, "I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can grant you one wish."

And I said, "No shit."

jiggs said...

monkey: I had never heard that poo joke before. I checked out your profile and gave you a thumbs up and also tagged you "poop" and "noreally_monkeyisamonkey"

miss k: I could see why people wouldn't want to respond to it. I was being pretty in your face about the dick jokes and most babes aren't all like "I love in your face dick jokes".

tumbleweed: another good one! I heart you too tumbleweed

Monkey said...

I added some photos!

My only problem is that it wouldn't allow me to say that I am 6 years old.

I will think of some tags to add to Jiggs Casey. I think I added stuffed_monkeys to yours. Maybe I forgot. I'm foggy today.

jiggs said...

you did tag me with "friends with a stuffed monkey" or something very close to that.

Your pictures are cute too.