Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Basic Instinct 2

Jiggs and I were having a discussion earlier in the evening about the upcoming Basic Instict Sequel....

Jiggs was wondering: How will Sharon Stone possibly outdo her gratuitous beaver shot from the seminal 90's sex thriller?

My response: Dude, this time around, she'll have a cock.

11 comments:

Fred said...

yay for femcock!

Fred said...

btwe glad you got rid of that word verification.

Fred said...

it pissed me off.

Monkey said...

I think I'll hide my eyes at that part. There are some things I don't need to see in my lifetime.

Fred said...

surely what you meant was, "seen one, seen em all"

Tumbleweed said...

Maybe she could just show before and after shots of all her plastic surgery!

Monkey said...

It's not like me to be catty about Hollywood starlets, but you said it Tumbleweed. She doesn't even look like the same person!

It's terrifying.

jiggs said...

fred: indeed. yay for femcock! Tho I differ on one issue. Seen one femcock, never quench that urge to see as many as possible.

monkey: I'm fascinated with the abomination.

tumbleweed: That would be a different and yet much more watchable movie.

monkey: hopefully her cooder still looks the same. I don't know if I could deal with a cooderlift.

TastyMcJ said...

I should really see the first basic instinct, i guess

Monkey said...

"cooder lift"

Genius Level

jiggs said...

thanks monkey