Saturday, January 14, 2006

Tonight I heard my favorite....

euphemism for vagina, ever...

The 'velvet sausage wallet'.

Top that, I dare you, douchebags.

7 comments:

TastyMcJ said...

this trumps my previous favorite,

'the nappy dugout'

jiggs said...

I was thinking that the chastity belt was the original cockblocker.

Also I like to call the vagina a "fudgina". Because I like vaginas and I like fudge.

Tumbleweed said...

I like that one, but I'm a little old fashioned and still like Twat.
Did you know I make great fudge, just reminding you.

miss more said...

Were you watching the L Word again? You big lesbian.

Spinning Girl said...

mmmmm. sausage.

nice, brown, breakfast sausage.

with two soft-boiled eggs.

mmm.

wait ... what were we talking about?

jiggs said...

miss more: ya tasty is a total bull dyke

spinner: sausage would taste really good right now. Exploding with flavor, all over my mouth.

jiggs said...

tumbleweed: mmmm fudge!