Monday, January 23, 2006

That's what he said to his sex partner.

So Tasty has become the zen master of the phrase "that's what she said." Unfortunately there are certain rare times when "that's what she said" doesn't make any sense. In those awkward times we need something like a male equivalent of "that's what she said."

The problem with "that's what he said" is that it's not immediately clear whether you're noticing a double entendre or whether you're just reporting the fact that something was said by a man. Consider:
Person 1: "Let me squirt it all over your face! "
Person 2: "That's what he said"
Did Person 2 make a joke? Who knows! All I'm sure about is my confusion.

To make things more clear in scenarios like this, we're adopting the less catchy, but vastly more precise phrase "That's what he said to his sex partner." (Click the link to learn the proper way to say it.)

22 comments:

Fred said...

i need a gun? do you know where i can get one?

Fred said...

and a SANDWICH!

Fred said...

and get me some motherfucking chocolate milk!

Lee Ann said...

He said she said!

Tumbleweed said...

Please get that outta my ass...who said that??

SignGurl said...

Jiggs, you sound so hot saying that phrase.

I'd prefer it if you were saying something like, "That SignGurl's got it going on and I don't mean upstairs."

miss kendra said...

this has been educational.

Friends of McDougal said...

I think I've the bird flu.

TastyMcJ said...

THAT'S what she said.

Bill the Apostle said...

I feel like doing the hungry goat.

Elizabeth Dole said...

Bob Dole always says he has a big pole to his partners. He's lying!

Brookelina said...

Eat me.

jiggs said...

fred: that's what he said... to his sex partner!

lee ann: that's what she said!

tumbleweed: that's what she said!

signgurl: that's what she said!

miss k: that's what she said!

mcd: that's what he said... to his sex partner.

tasty: that's what he said... to his sex partner.

bill: that's what he said... to his sex partner.

lizzy: that's what she said!

brooke: that's what she said!

Spinning Girl said...

Ummm, nah.

Ɯbermilf said...

Dilf can't say anything with that ball gag I keep in his mouth.

Monkey said...

I just squirted a KITTEN SANDWICH through my nose.

Or is that what he said, you know... to his sex partner.

Monkey said...

I had dreams about ball gags last night. How odd.

Monkey's Human

jamwall said...

bob dole squirted all over my face..

jiggs said...

spinner: That's what she said!

uebermilf: That's what she said!

monkey: That's what he said to his sex partner!

jamwall: That's what he said to his sex partner!


I AM A DOUCHE! HAHAHAHAHA!

Fred said...

thats what we all say, jiggs.

Pete threw up on the carpet this monring. Dee cried.

Tumbleweed said...

Where the hell do you buy a ball gag? It's not like a ballbag is it?

jiggs said...

fred: Did dee cry as a result of fred throwing up?

tumbleweed: you can buy all the ballgags you could ever want on the internet. That's what it here for.