Saturday, January 07, 2006

Stripper Songs

I found this quiz via spinerina, and if I select "pirate costume", I get:
Your Stipper Song Is:

I Touch Myself by The Divinyls

"I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself"

A total exhibitionist, you probably already are a stripper!

But if I switch the outfit to superhero I get:
Your Stipper Song Is:

Super Freak by Rick James

"That girl is pretty wild now
The girl's a super freak
The kind of girl you read about
In new-wave magazine"

Freaky? Yes. But you're also pretty darn funny.

Ironically, I have danced around like a douche to both songs and I have dressed up in both kinds of costumes.

There is also a chance that I might temporarily break down the fourth wall and post a pic of myself on Sunday. But if I do, it will be a temporary thing as I will unpost it by Monday.


Lee Ann said...

My song is:
Your Stipper Song Is

Pour Some Sugar on Me by Def Leppard

"Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on
Livin' like a lover with a radar phone
Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp
Demolition woman, can I be your man?"

Break out the baby oil, you rock it old school.

Friends of McDougal said...

We used to play this game where we tried to come up with songs strippers would never dance to ...

Anything by Gordon Lightfoot is going to be hard to beat.

"The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"

Nick said...

That seems familiar...

Knitty Kitty said...

mine was "dirrty" but Xtina.
shoot me.

jiggs said...

lee ann: I can see you dancing to def leppard.

mcd: how about "what do you do with a drunken sailor" as a song that's hard to dance to?

nick: deja vu!

knitty: I like it when things have extrra rrs. I like rrolling my rrs

Nick said...

I like when wrrds with R's use extra r's in place of vowels. Like drrty.

Lee Ann said...

Jiggs, you did? Did you like...oh, you said you can see.

slappy said...

You'll be wearing pants in the picture, right? I just get nervous when at the end of a stripping-themed post you mention a picture of you.

And no, Jiggs, I don't think you're fat.

TastyMcJ said...

wtf is a stipper?

jiggs said...

nick: rrght on!

lee ann: can I also add: would like to see!

slappy: I don't have pants on... In the pic. And also right now.

tasty: "stipper" is Yiddish for stripper. As in "she stipped him good". Also the script that generates the html has a type in it.

Lee Ann said...

You are the cutie!

Ɯbermilf said...

Oh my God.

If I wasn't married...

Can I have two husbands?

jiggs said...

lee ann: SUGAR!

uebermilf: If we move to Utah, you can be married to me as well as dilf, I think. What made you think of bigamy?

Monkey said...

Is the hint of a photo posting like some prank for sweeps week? IS it sweeps week?

I'm excited! I'm doing a little jig, and my feces are flinging about merrily. Oh my!

My stripper song is "LIKE A VIRGIN". I'm not sure what to make of that, except that... well... I am a virgin!

jiggs said...

monkey: I'm really gonna do it. I've been psyching myself up for a while to do it. I will put my pic up. As you know, I love your feces.