Thursday, January 12, 2006

Pat Robertson is genius level

I know I have picked on Pat Robertson in the past, and I will continue to pick on him in the future. Check it out:
Israel has suspended contact with evangelist Pat Robertson for suggesting Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's stroke was divine punishment for withdrawing from the Gaza Strip.
There's a saying in the hills of Arkansas that definitely applies in this situation: Pat Robertson is a total douche!

18 comments:

Monkey said...

Have you ever watched the 700 Club just for giggles? I did once, and ended up sobbing. Sobbing I tell you! Then I ground my teeth down to little stones.

jiggs said...

I did try watching the 700 club to see what it was all about and I couldn't deal and turned the tv off. And I really like watching tv.

Nick said...

Marion Gordon "Pat" Robertson; Douchesquire.

slappy said...

Wow, when an entire country refuses to talk to you, that's something. Reminds me of junior high, actually. Except I never suggested that a stroke was divine retribution. I mean, so I puked on the bus, big deal! I get carsick, okay?

slappy said...

Anybody catch when Pat suggested that Dover, PA, might get some kind of natural disaster because they took intelligent design off the books?

slappy said...

How much money could we make off of "Christians Against Pat Robertson" T-shirts?

jiggs said...

Christians against Pat Robertson. I like the ring of that. I also like the ring of

The 700 Club = 700 lbs of suck!

Ɯbermilf said...

I was tempted to watch it several times; I enjoy torturing myself sometimes. But I never could do it. I'm afraid there's some sort of device that tracks my television viewing habits, and I'll be put on some sort of list.

Pat Robertson is either crazy or evil.

jamwall said...

after fighting neocons with a couple of switchblades in an alley, that robertson is fucking tofu.

okay...not tofu..

its brownish..

soft

smelly

more like shit!

miss kendra said...

dear pat robertson:

fuck fuck fuck.

sincerely, miss kendra.

miss kendra said...

(when i am need of a little righteous indignation i listen to tom leykis on the radio.)

Monkey said...

I threw up watching it once.

The 700 Club that is. I like both Jiggs' and Slappy's idea for t-shirts and would buy one immediately. Is there any chance these shirts could be added to the Jiggs Casey.com inventory?

Tumbleweed said...

Is the 700 club still on? Damn that man is old. He is so old he would be a dirty ole douchebag instead of a douche!
I'll buy stock in the t-shirts and sell them to everyone I know.

allison said...

didn't he like run for president in the 80's? i can't believe he said that about sharon. he just keeps making our nation look terrible.

Brookelina said...

Pat Robertson is going to hell. Just you wait, we'll all see him when we get there.

jiggs said...

uebermilf: Considering the current administration, the list you would be put on could only be helpful. You'd probably get a better place in the bread line.

jamwall: here here!

miss k: rock it!

monkey: there is a pretty good chance that we will be making shirts for this.

tumbleweed: no pyramid schemes, though...

AP: you're right. He's a boil on the otherwise beautiful ass we call America.

brooke: I'm not going to hell. I'm going to Hades.

Tumbleweed said...

Damn Jiggsy, you take all the fun out of marketing.

jiggs said...

tumbleweed: What can I say other than I'm a douche.