Tuesday, January 03, 2006

New Jiggscasey.com Article: Jiggsipedia - Hitler Stache

Jiggsipedia - Hitler Stache
Our attempts to build an online encyclopedia to rival the Wikipedia continue with our second article. When we saw that Michael Vale, the star of the "Time to Make the Donuts" ad campaign, had passed away, we felt someone needed to acknowledge the courage it took for Vale to wear a Hitler Stache as Fred the Baker. So now we present the history of the toothbrush moustache. Enjoy it, douchebags!

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hitler was a douche, not unlike our Mr. Casey.

Malicia said...

Wow...I wish someone would compare me to Hitler

jiggs said...

anon: I love it when anonymous people call me a douche.

malicia: you know you remind me of someone... who is it. A german maybe? I know: joseph goebbels

slappy said...

I'm curious: Is there a substantive difference between douche and douchebag?

jiggs said...

It just occurred to me that anon suggested not only that I was a douche, but that I was a douche of Hitlerian proportions. While that's clearly not true, I do appreciate the sentiment.

jiggs said...

slappy: not as far as I'm concerned. At least not when used as an insult.

Brookelina said...

Jiggs, you are not a douche. Anyone who calls you a douche is in fact, a douche. So there.

jiggs said...

brooke: thanks for the vote of confidence. I stopped in on your comment orgy to say hi.

I think anon is right. I am a douche. But you're right in that I'm not. This is because I am generally a douchebag. But for a few people, I'm a pussycat or possibly a puppy.

Brookelina said...

You are my cheerleader and therefore not a douche. Fuck Anonymous.

I'm going to bed now, but please drop by the orgy again. It's not meant to be an actual orgy. I just was being a comment whore because I didn't feel like writing an actual post.

Sometimes I love being a woman.

jiggs said...

brooke: I'm your cheerleader/puppy, but I am a douche to most other people. It's ok. I have accepted that fact.

I'll post at once more on the comment orgy.

Also, I'm not sure why you said "I love being a woman". Certainly all of the men here at jiggsblog love the fact that you're a women, but I'm not exactly sure why you might say that.

Tumbleweed said...

There is a difference between douche and douchebag. Let me break it down for you...Douche in today's terms is a disposable plastic container with a tip on it that you slide up your twat and squeeze cleaning fluid into your vagina to cleanse(if you are not naturally fresh, like me). A douchebag, which I think are pretty hard to find are from the olden days that you put the fliud in and then insert the tip and squeeze the bag, you then rinse and re-use. YUK!
You jiggsy are neither, you are a sweet lovable mutt!

slappy said...

So a douchebag is more environmentally friendly than a douche... I see...

jiggs said...

tumbleweed: that's one of the nicest things anyone has ever said to me. Summer's eve: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

slappy: I think we have all learned a little something today

Tumbleweed said...

Made for a woman....hhmmm, I bet one could give you a good ass cleanse!

Knitty Kitty said...

douche is evil.
pure unadulterated evil.

Coochie is not meant to smell like spring rain or lavender.
It's meant to smell like coochie.

Nick said...

Wow. Jiggs, I have a confession, that anonymous commenter was me. I didn't realize that I wasn't logged in when I left that comment and then I was going to identify myself but my boss walked up and I had to shut my browser down. I'm just getting back and I see that it casued a little ruckus. So I wanted to apologize for that. I feel that the anonymous nature of the comment defeated the sprit in which it was delivered.

jiggs said...

tumbleweed: you're probably right.

knitty kitty: You're right knitty.

nick: it's cool. You're anonymous comment got tumbleweed and brooke to tell me that they thought I was cool!

Nick said...

yeah but, neither one of them is very bright.

Anonymous said...

Nick, you're a douche.

Anonymous said...

Nick, you're a dirty used douchebag!

Tumbleweed said...

That last comment was from me and yes, I was bright enough to know I wasn't logged in!

Anonymous said...

Nick drinks douche.

American Navel said...

I'm guessing one of those last few anonymous comments is Nick.