Tuesday, January 10, 2006

My new favorite phrase

I've decided that my new favorite phrase is, "Practice conceiving children." It works like this:

You're on a date, and the two of you are into each other. One turns to the other and says, "Hey, how 'bout we go back to my place and practice conceiving children."

10 comments:

Friends of McDougal said...

BAOJ?

http://americannavel.blogspot.com/

American Navel said...

friends of mcdougal, what does "BAOJ" mean?

Nick said...

It's nothing, don't worry about it.

American Navel said...

Too late. I searched for it and found some posts about it. It seems like it would be hard to do a ninja style attack on my blog when I'm always lurking around.

Nick said...

Well, I had to try.

Ɯbermilf said...

I would've vetoed it anyways.

No offense, my beloved McDougal, but...

American Navel doesn't have either that "I'm so clever, everyone adore me" ego problem that begs for a take-down, nor the earnest loneliness necessary for a helpful hit.

He's just there -- like one's navel.

Tumbleweed said...

I like the phrase! Too bad it wouldn't work for me, that sort of thing seems to scare men off. Got any sayings that will help me get lucky?

jiggs said...

tumbleweed: that woman comic last week used the phrase, "would you like to five finger dis cunt?"

Just in case someone out there isn't familiar with the phrase "five finger discount" to mean stealing, that's what the comic was playing off of.

Booty J Patrol said...

tumbleweed: Usually a good line for a girl is "Hey, I'm horny". That'll pretty much guarentee you some sort of action.

Tumbleweed said...

Thanks Jiggs, I will try that one!
Booty: I am horny, I guess I should just say it out loud more often.