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I don't know if you all remember the threat that my housemate murry made. She said that when I went to visit my relatives for Christmas, she would poo on my bed. I basically dared her to do it, and said that as long as no poo juice got onto the sheets, I would think it was awesome. Well, to make a long story short, she did it. She pooed on my bed and put it into a plastic baggie. And I've got pictures!!!
Because the pics are so gross, instead of putting them directly into this post, I've linked to them:
- The poo as I saw it walking in (look at the Christmas wrapping!)
- The poo from the side (she even curled the ribbon!)
- A close-up of the baggie
- The poo inside the baggie
32 comments:
your roommie sure does like corn.
and ewww... on your bed!?!?
this is why I blog. God I hate you, jiggs.
knitty: it was on my bed, but she was very careful in making sure that there was no poo juice on there.
nick: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
i'm gonna just go ahead and pretend that it's fake.
I seriously, no joke, had to stifle vomit from the last picture. This is the best post ever.
I'm with Nick. I had to go lie down after seeing that last one.
merk: if that makes you feel better about it, go ahead and think that.
By the way, I tried to comment on your blog just now and my comment came back to me as a bounced email. That seems odd.
nick: you're awesome.
navel:Take a benedryl. It will help you sleep.
man, thats, just, wrong... even for the internet.
I can't get past the first picture. I can't even believe I looked at the first picture.
I'm gagging as I type this.
Fabulous....you are the best
Jiggs, I will take your word for it! Just couldn't bring myself to push those links!
I stopped after the first picture too. You all have a sick sense of humor....I heart you!
i think the skaob is gonna strike here pretty soon with content like that.
that's not real.
You wouldn't have opened the bag if it was real.
Would you?
come over here poopy-boy...
I think its fake. I call shenanigans.
i was hoping that she would have had diarehha or something....a big messy poop.
ps. does anyone know what fecal impaction is?
I bet Mike does.
I'm just not gonna click on those.
Who knew ... there's something McDougal finds offensive.
Murry needs to eat more vegatables to stiffen that up a bit.
freddy: are you sure it isn't oh so right?
brooke: Thanks for trying though!
zone: I knew you'd like that shit!
lee ann: Probably a wise choice.
tumbleweed: I didn't realize you could be grossed out by poo.
fred: what the hell iis the skaob?
uebermilf: there were a mix of factors leading me to opening the bag. First, it was my housemate's poo and she is one of a possibly a dozen people who's poobags I could even inspect. Secondly, she made the poo for me, so I felt compelled to inspect it. And finally, it was a kind of fascination with the abomination issue. Kind of like Heart of Darkness. I knew I shouldn't but I kept inspecting anyway.
jamwall: what are you going to do to me?
mike: Like I told merk, if that makes you feel better, then so be it.
carl: my housemate wouldn't have done that to me. and no, I don't know what fecal impaction is. Are you going to tell us?
mcd: I'm not judging you mcd. Especially after the sweet rhymes you busted here yesterday.
booty: i concur.
how long did it sit there waiting for you?
why did i not come here before now????
miss k: the poo was sitting on my bed for a week. I waited a few days on posting the pic because everyone to be around to see it.
That looks like a batch of christmas fudge gone bad - in SO many ways.
The Christmas Poo! How sweet! I think you should publish this and we can all add it to our holiday reading list, like "On the Night Before Christmas".
Thank you Jiggs. MY day is now complete.
And one word for your roomate... more fiber.
dirty martine:mmmmm I like fudge.
monkey: A poo book would be a great idea. And I think my housemate has already noted the fiber issue.
Actually, I don't think anything really grosses me out, but don't tell. I don't want anyone knowing I'm not a girlie girl!
I think Dirty Martini just gave new meaning to "special fudge".
Hey, I make really great homemade fudge and I put cherries in it. Not corn. Just a little FYI.
tumbleweed: one day I'd like to taste your fudge.
hey jiggs,
if you get a second, try another comment on my blog. nobody else has reported this error. i dont like it one bit i tell ya.
the skaob is something i thought of, i forget exactly what.
smang killing avengers of blogging or something. whatever.
merk: tried it. I sent you an email with what I got as a bounce.
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