Wednesday, January 04, 2006

My Christmas Poo

I'm going to warn everyone right now. This post is going to be poo related and the following pictures will be really gross.

I don't know if you all remember the threat that my housemate murry made. She said that when I went to visit my relatives for Christmas, she would poo on my bed. I basically dared her to do it, and said that as long as no poo juice got onto the sheets, I would think it was awesome. Well, to make a long story short, she did it. She pooed on my bed and put it into a plastic baggie. And I've got pictures!!!

Because the pics are so gross, instead of putting them directly into this post, I've linked to them:
I hope you enjoy the pics! (They're really gross!)

32 comments:

Knitty Kitty said...

your roommie sure does like corn.

and ewww... on your bed!?!?

Nick said...

this is why I blog. God I hate you, jiggs.

jiggs said...

knitty: it was on my bed, but she was very careful in making sure that there was no poo juice on there.

nick: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

merkley??? said...

i'm gonna just go ahead and pretend that it's fake.

Nick said...

I seriously, no joke, had to stifle vomit from the last picture. This is the best post ever.

American Navel said...

I'm with Nick. I had to go lie down after seeing that last one.

jiggs said...

merk: if that makes you feel better about it, go ahead and think that.

By the way, I tried to comment on your blog just now and my comment came back to me as a bounced email. That seems odd.

nick: you're awesome.

navel:Take a benedryl. It will help you sleep.

Fred said...

man, thats, just, wrong... even for the internet.

Brookelina said...

I can't get past the first picture. I can't even believe I looked at the first picture.

I'm gagging as I type this.

Calzone said...

Fabulous....you are the best

Lee Ann said...

Jiggs, I will take your word for it! Just couldn't bring myself to push those links!

Tumbleweed said...

I stopped after the first picture too. You all have a sick sense of humor....I heart you!

Fred said...

i think the skaob is gonna strike here pretty soon with content like that.

Ɯbermilf said...

that's not real.

You wouldn't have opened the bag if it was real.

Would you?

jamwall said...

come over here poopy-boy...

Mike said...

I think its fake. I call shenanigans.

The Husband said...

i was hoping that she would have had diarehha or something....a big messy poop.

ps. does anyone know what fecal impaction is?

Nick said...

I bet Mike does.

Friends of McDougal said...

I'm just not gonna click on those.

Who knew ... there's something McDougal finds offensive.

Booty J Patrol said...

Murry needs to eat more vegatables to stiffen that up a bit.

jiggs said...

freddy: are you sure it isn't oh so right?

brooke: Thanks for trying though!

zone: I knew you'd like that shit!

lee ann: Probably a wise choice.

tumbleweed: I didn't realize you could be grossed out by poo.

fred: what the hell iis the skaob?

uebermilf: there were a mix of factors leading me to opening the bag. First, it was my housemate's poo and she is one of a possibly a dozen people who's poobags I could even inspect. Secondly, she made the poo for me, so I felt compelled to inspect it. And finally, it was a kind of fascination with the abomination issue. Kind of like Heart of Darkness. I knew I shouldn't but I kept inspecting anyway.

jamwall: what are you going to do to me?

mike: Like I told merk, if that makes you feel better, then so be it.

carl: my housemate wouldn't have done that to me. and no, I don't know what fecal impaction is. Are you going to tell us?

mcd: I'm not judging you mcd. Especially after the sweet rhymes you busted here yesterday.

booty: i concur.

miss kendra said...

how long did it sit there waiting for you?

why did i not come here before now????

jiggs said...

miss k: the poo was sitting on my bed for a week. I waited a few days on posting the pic because everyone to be around to see it.

dirty martini said...

That looks like a batch of christmas fudge gone bad - in SO many ways.

Monkey said...

The Christmas Poo! How sweet! I think you should publish this and we can all add it to our holiday reading list, like "On the Night Before Christmas".

Thank you Jiggs. MY day is now complete.

And one word for your roomate... more fiber.

jiggs said...

dirty martine:mmmmm I like fudge.

monkey: A poo book would be a great idea. And I think my housemate has already noted the fiber issue.

Tumbleweed said...

Actually, I don't think anything really grosses me out, but don't tell. I don't want anyone knowing I'm not a girlie girl!
I think Dirty Martini just gave new meaning to "special fudge".

Tumbleweed said...

Hey, I make really great homemade fudge and I put cherries in it. Not corn. Just a little FYI.

jiggs said...

tumbleweed: one day I'd like to taste your fudge.

merkley??? said...

hey jiggs,
if you get a second, try another comment on my blog. nobody else has reported this error. i dont like it one bit i tell ya.

Fred said...

the skaob is something i thought of, i forget exactly what.

smang killing avengers of blogging or something. whatever.

jiggs said...

merk: tried it. I sent you an email with what I got as a bounce.