Monday, January 16, 2006

Kitten in a sandwich swag


The public made it be known that my kitten in a sandwich jingle was the greatest work by any artist since the Sistine Chapel. Thus I felt compelled to try to cash in on this idea with t-shirts and other such kitten in a sandwich crap. Check out the Kitten In a Sandwich store!

27 comments:

Brookelina said...

I have been to the Sistine Chapel. Senator, this is no Sistine Chapel!

But it's really cute.

My word verification is yanlsut

Spinning Girl said...

There is something so very wrong with you. ... And I love it. I have the urge to chase you around the playground, then pin you down.

The Husband said...

wow dude, you are going big time.

should we make up shirts for Calzone. what about FTMOCS?

PS, I'm horny!

slappy said...

That design is spanktastic.

Nick said...

yes. did JImmy the 5 year old drawed it for you/

Tumbleweed said...

I love hearing your voice, so it really doesn't matter to me what you sing, it all sounds great! You do try and sell more shit than anyone I know!

Monkey said...

Ha! I bought an extra extra large shirt for sleeping in... I'll use it as a sleeping bag in case Spinning Girl makes me sleep on the floor...

And... your song has already been copied!

Tumbleweed said...

Monkey is so cute when she sings your songs!

Bill the Apostle said...

I'm way more into Squirrels, kittens taste like shit

jiggs said...

brooke: No, I'm fairly certain that this is comparable to the sistine chapel.

spinner: When you pin me to the ground, you're not going to choke the life out of me, right?

carl: Everybody should make shirts. That would be sweet! Also, way to be horny.

slappy: spanktastic is also the word I would use to describe the sistine chapel.

nick: Why yes. Do you know Jimmy? He's quite talented, you know. Actually, while I don't have your mad skillz, this is exactly the design that I wanted for "kitten in a sandwich". It must look like a children's drawing so that the silliness of the idea isn't overwhelmed by the disgust associated with eating a kitten.

tumbleweed: the cafepress site has opened up a whole new way for me to whore myself out, but still not make money.

monkey: you've bested me again! How can you be so much cuter than me!

bill: you are right about one thing. Squirrels do taste good.

Jasmine said...

::wiggles and giggles::

jiggs said...

You know what I just realized is amusing? The kitten in a sandwich thong. Talk about double entendre!

jiggs said...

Also, hello jasmine.

Lee Ann said...

Very nice Jiggs! Kitten in a sandwich panties????

Tumbleweed said...

Can you make those edible panties? You should never whore yourself without getting paid, people will take advantage!

Spinning Girl said...

Ha ha, Kitty in a cotton sandwich. Or satin, if you like.

Speaking of which ... have you ever had a peanut butter, banana & honey sandwich.

Yum.

You like bananas, I heard.

jiggs said...

lee ann: I couldn't help myself. I had to make kitten in a sandwich thongs

tumbleweed: It would be amusing if the underwear were made out of bread. Then it would really be kitten in a sandwich. I love sandwiches.

spinner: I do like bananas. And yes, I do enjoy making a good banana, honey, and peanut butter sandwich. Sometimes I slum it though and just make an toasted peanut butter and honey open-faced sandwich.

piece of crap. I've got to do some work today before the bossman comes back in town.

Monkey said...

Jiggs has a bossman! (This I did not know... I thought he was independently wealthy with a banana plantation.)

Zombie Lou said...

Lou Reed ate a Kitten Sandwhich last night. It screamed as he chewed and chewed and chewed. Lou Reed has scars on his tongue.

Spinning Girl said...

Spinning Girl want to hold Lou Reed between her creamy thighs.

Zombie Lou said...

Lou Reed wants to drink half and half off of Spinning Girl's thighs. Lou Reed is watching his midriff. His midriff is full... of goldfish, dancing with tiny nutcrackers and sticks of butter.

jamwall said...

lou you got some fucking sweet lines!

teach me...

jiggs said...

Monkey: I can still be independently wealthy and have a bossman. Regardless of my wealth, I still suffer from puritan work ethic.

lou reed and spinner: I would like to see the things you speak of.

jamwall: yes lou is very inspired these days.

my word verification is mrpcpa
Mr Politically Correct Pennsylvania

Zombie Lou said...

Lou Reed has a box of matches for his friend Jamwall...

Lou Reed cannot teach what he doesn't know. Lou Reed simply is. Bask in Lou Reed's glow. Lou Reed is on fire. Fuck, Lou Reed is on fire. Really on fire.

American Navel said...

I love kitten in a sandwich.

Tumbleweed said...

Moist bread is nasty!

jamwall said...

lou, you fucker, you're on fire!