Tuesday, January 31, 2006

I would do anything for Tasty, but I won't do that. Oh no.

Tasty and I were at this club party in the city last night. A band called ghostland observatory played and their quite good. The vocalist reminds me of Jack White, so the band kind of sounds like the white stripes if they were an electropop/electropunk band.

Anyway, consumating.com was hosting the party at this club, so the drinks were on the house and there was no cover. This was awesome. I had three beers and a makers mark and soda which isn't that much, but it's a lot for me. (I am a lightweight.)

Tasty drank quite a bit more than me. If I remember right, he had two beers, an irish car bomb, jim beam on the rocks, makers mark and soda, a jack and ginger, and a gin and tonic over the same amount of time (which was three hours).

He was a good happy drunk and just drunk enough so that he wanted to pee on the electrified rail of the subway. This would have shocked his wang to the point where he couldn't control his urine stream (if it didn't kill him). I wouldn't let him do that though because while we're good friends, I refuse to take care of him if he can't stop peeing.

Sorry Tasty, but that's beyond the bounds of our friendship.

I should also add that a third friend of ours was with us, but he doesn't hang out around this blog so I didn't want to drag him into the mud that is jiggsblog.

29 comments:

slappy said...

Wasn't the pissing on the third rail myth busted on that myth busting show?

jiggs said...

I think if the stream is strong enough it works. Besides, the jackass guys were able to wizz on an electric fence and got shocked. So there has to be something to it.

Lee Ann said...

Wow, he could have been electrocuted....you are a good friend Jiggs! But, don't let him drink your Dr. Pepper! ;)

Spinning Girl said...

That is hawt.

pissin' fool.

angel, jr. said...

You are a good friend.
But still, I wonder what might have happened or what it would have looked like afterward.

Brookelina said...

I demand more mud!!!! Demand it I say!

Relax, nobody listens to me anyway.

Monkey said...

I peepee on my food. Is this kind of the same thing?

Calzone said...

ahahahahaha...what a drunk

slappy said...

As long as you don't put peepee in my Coke, Monkey, you're cool with me.

Jiggs: I stand corrected. A Mythbusters result that has been peer reviewed by Jackass is good enough for me.

miss kendra said...

i demand video if you ever decide to let him do it.

cuz maybe it would glow!

(my word ver is implop.)

Nick said...

"I refuse to take care of him if he can't stop peeing."

I laughed so hard, I couldn't stop peeing.

Nick said...

also, when I called you a douche yesterday it was in good fun.

Like, I told you to change your mind and then you did and I callled you out for not sticking with your original idea. I thought it was funny. I'm kind of a dick.

jiggs said...

lee ann: I don't let him touch my dr pepper!

spinnerina: His wang would have been hot--burning hot--and not just because of gonnorhea like usual.

angel: I have a feeling that his wang would have looked the same, except with pee coming out in an unstoppable stream. And yes I have seen his junk.

brooke: I'll see what I can do about the mud.

monkey: that doesn't seem very sanitary.

calzone: What kind of drunk are you?

slappy: there is a rigorous peer review system in place for every mythbusters result.

miss k: If we insures his wang with lloyds of london, maybe then I will let him do it.

nick: I hope you've got a diaper. Also, I knew you were pulling my chain. It was the abstract threat of prison sex that made me focus on the safer designs.

Fred said...

i used to work in a music producing studio. when i pissed on the tracks there it had a totally different meaning.

like when you say knob cheese, and regular cheese. two different things. like chicken and beef.

sponges, they're good arent they?

TastyMcJ said...

I feel it pertinent to point out that I was NOT actually going to pee on the third rail.

I mentioned it, because Jiggs had already dissuaded me from trying to throw and orange wet-floor cone accross the BART tracks to the other side of the station, and I was still down for some drunken mischeif.

I may be a happy, uninhibited drunk, but I'm not a fuckin' retard.

TastyMcJ said...

Granted...perhaps if I had twice as much to drink, I would have become a fuckin' retard...

At which point I would have expected jiggs to make a running dive at the last minute to redirect my urine stream away from the 3rd rail, moments before the electricity arced through my wang and singed off all of my nutsack hair.

The Husband said...

thats a sign of true friendship. did he give you a reach around to return the favor?

Brookelina said...

What Nick said is true. He is kind of a dick.

jiggs said...

fred: what do they say in the UK to keep you from urinating on the electrified subway rail?

tasty: imagine not having any nutsack hair. It's a great feeling. trust me.

carl: of course

brooke: nick. nick the dick. jiggs. jiggs the douche.

Ɯbermilf said...

I think Nick sells him self short.

The Husband said...

i think i'm getting rid of my blog.

miss kendra said...

you're not a douche. i rather enjoy you.

thanks.

Jasmine said...

Jiggs, I found some of your soap, come over and look!

Nick said...

You'll notice that Kendra didn't say anything about me not being a dick.

jiggs said...

uebermilf: everyone is picking on nick! Why does everyone do that? Is it because he's a dick? (I'm such a douche)

carl: who's gonna ask me about reacharounds if you're not blogging? Who's gonna suggest that I have buttsex with him if you're not blogging?

miss k: you're welcome. I'm not sure for what, though.

jasmine: I'll be over in a second.

nick: she didn't say that because that would be lying.

Ok. that's it. I'm not going to make fun of nick anymore. You're a good guy nick, and I want to have 10 million of your babies.

Nick said...

Our babies would be totally hot.

With your red hair and tiny limbs, and my girthful frame and giant head, it would be a nonstop ride to the top for them.

jiggs said...

Yes Nick, we would have totally hot babies. I'm sending a team to NASA to figure out how we can make them.

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