Sunday, January 22, 2006

History of the day for January 22

In 2007, a splinter group of the WWJD movement (What Would Jesus Do?) forms the rival faction WWJDIHWASCCITIWGSLT. (What Would Jesus Do If He Were A Supermarket Checkout Clerk? I Think It Would Go Something Like This...)

32 comments:

Brookelina said...

That is so cool that you can see into the future. Now do me!

I mean, do my future. Or you can do me. Whatever.

Spinning Girl said...

WWJDIHHATSBAACORB?

(What would Jesus do if he had a three-speed bike and a case of Red Bull?)

Übermilf said...

Don't tell Jamwall, but you're cuter than he is.

jamwall said...

hey! i was hoodwinked in the "cuter than" competition!

Lilly said...

[30 years ago today, I was born! :-)]

PS. Is it not about time that we get a MythBusters-related blog entry?

Lilly said...

Arck -- forgive me my comment about the lack of MB-related posts....I just saw that there is one...pardon me, I am a little bit drunk at present....

slappy said...

We can see into the future, past, and present. We rock.

Brooke: I see great things for you next Thursday. It will involve Jiggs, a bottle of Hershey's syrup, a trampoline, and 5 misdemeanor charges.

Spinning: Jesus would be jumping cars in the parking lot. Jesus hopped up on caffeine is awesome.

Lilly: Jiggs is trying not to post too much on MB so that people will stop thinking he's Adam. Although both of them are Bay Area guys, and I have never seen both of them in the same room... hey!

jamwall: Look on the bright side. You did win the cowbell competition walking away, though.

jiggs said...

brooke: Here is my analysis of your future: we will have sex.

spinner: Lemme guess, would Jesus be doing what spinning girl does every day?

uebermilf: I think he'll learn of your bias sooner or later. So in that spirit, suck it jamwall!

jamwall: suck it!

lilly: happy birthday!

slappy: we've got double dutch door action on these comments happening.

SignGurl said...

What is Jamwall sucking? Hmmm...point to ponder.

Lilly said...

LOL @ Slappy :-) Good point; now I understand.

Thanks a lot, Jiggs :-)

Jasmine said...

I think you and Jamwall are both cute!

::wink::

Jasmine

Übermilf said...

Jasmine! You're supposed to hone their competitive edges so they strive for greater and greater cuteness in order to curry our favor!

Don't they teach you anything in that ocean of yours?

pestle said...

Yeah Jas, did you just hatch from your pod or something?

Spinning Girl said...

I have always wanted to be a mermaid. Please teach me how.

SignGurl said...

But Spin, it looks like you are eating Mermaid in your profile pic.

Spinning Girl said...

signgurl, you have outed me! yes, I eat mermaid.

pestle said...

oh oh
i just got that funny feeling in my tummy
like when i used to climb the ropes in gym class.

Jasmine said...

Ubermilf, Oh...I see, thanks for the tip.
Pestle, are you going to teach me?
Spinning girl, I bet I could learn from you.
Signgurl, interesting view of a mermaid, what portion would you consider that? Did you know we are very sweet?
Spinning girl, now things seem to be getting interesting!

::wink....that is for you pestle::

Van! said...

I know what jesus would do....

He would slip into the dairy case un-noticed...and do some fired up whippets with them damn cans of Whipped Cream....

Then he would talk Daddy into unleasing a fucking hurricane on all of New Orleans.... because he is mad at us....

Wait... that happened...

Nevermind then...

jiggs said...

sinegurl: You know, you're right. I don't know what jamwall sucks on. Presumably, on my cowbell.

lilly: I hope your birthday is fun, yo.

jasmine: Nope. I'm certain that I'm much cuter than jamwall.

uebermilf: shhh!

pestle: You make me feel so inadequate.

spinner: Are you a good swimmer. i think that might be important.

signgurl: I bet spinner wants to be a mermaid so she can eat herself... out.

spinner: now we know! mermaid killer!

pestle: good wayne's world reference!

jasmine: don't let them make you all jaded jasmine. fight the power!

van: I concur. nobody opens a can of whoop ass like god.

Jasmine said...

Jiggs, you are cute.
I hope I don't get all jaded either.
Thanks for the sound advice, however, I am not really sure what there is to fight about.
Being a good swimmer was a good tip for being a mermaid, that is a must.
Ubermilf and spinning girl seem like they have some words of wisdom and Pestle makes me curious.
Thanks Jiggs, you are sweet.

::wink::

Brookelina said...

I can't wait for next Thursday!!!

Calzone said...

Hi Jiggs!!!

:::nipple torture:::

American Navel said...

I wonder what Jesus thought of navels.

Nick said...

I love curried favor. It's delicious.

::penis enlargement surgery::

miss kendra said...

nick knows all about curried favor.

except now that he has forsaken me he might starve.

::golden showers::

jiggs said...

jas: One thing that has been bothering me recently is when one does it with a mermaid, how does it happen mechanically speaking? Like fish don't have human parts if you catch my drift.

brooke: me too! It's been a long time since I have been on a trampoline. Now I want you to know that I passed up an opportunity to use the word "tramp".

calzone: Hey calzone. I only accept licking and light biting on my nipples. Nothing that would constitute "torture".

navel guy: Great. Now I'm going to spend all day thinking about that.

nick: there's a joke somewhere in what you said, right? BAZANG!

Also, I've given up on surgery and instead am pursuing those penis stretching exercises.

miss k: How could anyone forsake you? That sounds like madness. MADNESS! Let me also add that I feel somewhat embarrassed for liking the song "horse with no name".

Jasmine said...

Jiggs, that seems to be a big topic of interest. I am not a "typical" fish. I am all girl, and all of my parts are in the right places. We all lose our fins at certain times...you must believe. If a cartoon, glass stick and stuffed dragon can talk...you just must believe.

pestle said...

a glass stick.

a glass STICK?!?!?!?

I'm insulted.

I am a hand-blown PESTLE, for goodness' sake.

Übermilf said...

:::ripping out your nose hairs:::

Monkey said...

:::: jiggling your love handles :::::

Spinning Girl said...

::twisting your nipples counterclockwise::