Friday, January 06, 2006

CHARLES VS. CHARLES: WHO'S IN CHARGE?

What if my penis were in a knock-down, drag-out fight with Scott Baio? Consider that possibility with this image I'm entitling "CHARLES VS. CHARLES: WHO'S IN CHARGE?":


Other possible taglines for this photo are:

  • CHARLES VS. CHARLES: PICK YOUR POISON!
  • CHARLES VS. CHARLES: MAN IN THE MIRROR!
  • CHARLES VS. CHARLES: ESTRANGED TWINS JOIN FORCES TO EXACT REVENGE ON THE MAN THAT KILLED THEIR FATHER!

17 comments:

jiggs said...

Lee Ann gave me the idea for this.

Monkey said...

Oh sure.... blame it on sweet Lee Ann!

jiggs said...

Lee Ann really did give me the idea!

You're awake late monkey! I thought Monkey bedtime was 9PM!

!!!

Fred said...

i got one:

CHARLES VS. CHARLES: TWO COCKS FIGHT!

Brookelina said...

Scott Baio was so hot when he was young.

jamwall said...

some would say that THIS
charles is in charge

jamwall said...

fuck maybe that's the fuckin' evil charles that killed their father!!

i'm so fucking awesome!

Lee Ann said...

Jiggs...perfect! I love it:)

Tumbleweed said...

Here's mine...
Charles Vs. Charles: Take charge Charles, you small insignificant prick!
It's a rough day, can you tell?

miss kendra said...

i have the inside track that the um, "smaller" charles would totally win.

beause scott baio sucks now.

The Husband said...

sorry, but i'm going with scott baio. that guy has banged TONS of hot bitches. i think he was the first to nail pam anderson.

Nick said...

stop stealing all of my good Charles In Charge material.

Ɯbermilf said...

Are we talking Scott Baio in his current state? Or in his "starring with Willy Ames in 'Zapped'" state?

We have to clarify the parameters. I thought your member had red hair? Should you rename him Bozo?

jiggs said...

fred: hot cock on cock action

brooke: I'm gonna be honest. I think I've always thought of him as a douche. except for that one time when I had a poster of his on my wall.

jamwall: genius level!

lee ann: glad you like it!

tumbleweed: in goes the good air, out goes the bad air. in goes the good air. out goes the bad air.

miss k: my penis thanks you for the vote of confidence.

carl: you provide an interesting argument pro baio.

nick: bazang!

milf: if I learned anything from terminator 2, it's that there ain't no fate but what we make. thus, choose your own parameter settings. Also, the red hair is hidden beneath the batman mask.

Lee Ann said...

The one with the head protection wins!

Tumbleweed said...

Oh Jiggsy, you added me to your friends list. You're my hero, fuck Scott Baio. I only had a brief fling with him when I wasn't really even old enough to like boys.

jiggs said...

Lee Ann: That statement is generally true. If two people entities square off and one has head protection, there is a pretty good chance that the head protected entity will be the winner.

tumbleweed: We're buds now. And also fuck scott baio!