Tuesday, January 10, 2006

California political news

  • Schwarzenegger gets into motorcycle accident.
  • Avoids major injury.
  • Promises to continue riding motorcycle.

So there's still hope.

18 comments:

Zombie Lou said...

Lou Reed likes to ride Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Booty J Patrol said...

The way he describes the accident, I infer the woman's thought process as thus:

"Oh look, motorcycle coming. Better not pull out of the driveway. Let me see who's life I just saved.... Holy crap, its the governor.... If I pull out just a little bit, we won't get hurt too badly.... fuck 'em."

scumbag said...
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scumbag said...

i wish my governor killed the predator AND was an undercover cop teaching a kindergarten class. unfortunately, she's some old bitch and all she has is menopause, and probably cobwebs on her cunt.

jiggs said...

As long as he will get back on that horse, I'll be ok.

And cap'n, I can't publicly condone your statement, but privately I'm snickering.

edee said...

our governor went to prison last year, so I can't really judge others...

Baby Seal said...

schwarzenegger was trying to run over my baby sea ass! i went KAPOW on his tiny ass!

i felt like beating him like a baby seal...

jamwall said...

my governor was a wrestler (aka, bad pretend reality show preformer) and became a bad pretend governor.

he's now doing his old man howard hughes crazy ass muthafucker act.

Fred said...

jiggs, when you say "but privately I'm snickering" that kinda stop it from being private. Ahr-nold is a legend. has anyone seen pumping iron? he's so unintentionally funny.

jiggs said...

freddy: you've got to give props to that level of crude humor. I am envious of it because I can't do it.

Fred said...

true.

suck my balls dickface! your momma's like a spanner!

is that kinda what you mean?

The Husband said...

i heard the republicans now want Mel Gibson to run for office in California. what the hell is this world coming to...and i say this as a republican!

Tumbleweed said...

Shit! I missed the damn picture post. It was the only thing I was looking forward to all year. I go to a damn funeral and miss all the good stuff. Fuck Arnold, I want to see you! Post em again, or e-mail one to me PLEASE. You know I heart you!! Maybe someone snagged it, I am going to do my stalking now and see if I can find it.

miss kendra said...

should i organize a "charity ride?"

more opportunities=more opportunity!

Fred said...

charity ride? youre gonna let people ride you for charity? awesome.

Lee Ann said...

Arnold, Mel, Clint?
Hope Tom Cruise doesn't ever run!

jiggs said...

freddy: You're a missing a certain something that cap'n scumbag has. sorry.

carl: I would love it mad max was the governor of California!

tumbleweed: It turns out that lots of people snagged my pics possibly for evil purposes! I'm a little freaked out by it.

miss k: I'm with Fred. What exactly did you mean by charity ride?

lee ann: It might be possible for the following election scenario to take place in California:

Arnold:incumbent center right candidate
Mel:convservative candidate
Warren Beatty: liberal candidate

That would be fucking awesome in a I'm-gonna-go-build-a-bomb-shelter sort of way!

Tumbleweed said...

Give me names, I wanna know who got your pics! I will only use them for good and I promise not to get them all sticky!