Friday, January 20, 2006

BAoJ Staging Ground

The attack is scheduled for 11:30AM PST, 12:30PM MST, 1:30PM Central, 2:30PM Eastern.

Carl (hopefully) will lead us in a cheer. Remember the BAoJ rules. No one goes in before the go time, and the attack lasts for 5 minutes and then we get out ninja style. The target is world of van.


And here's a link to something that isn't safe for work: a penis apparatus that is used for penis stretches. Spinning Girl pointed it out to me and I think it is hilarious. Click on the videos if you like to see a naked dude stretching his wang out. I know I do.

75 comments:

GrandPooOfAwesome said...

Wow, that was what I needed right before going off to mold young minds. I'm wondering how spinning girl came across that video?

He has a pretty penis.

Brookelina said...

I would so fuck that guy.

I need a cigarette.

Bob Dole said...

Bob Dole plays with his penis all the time.

Bob Dole's man-unit could carry a speedboat and a whole family of six.

The Husband said...

kudo's go out to Jiggs for organizing this wonderful event. he has done a great job organizing people throught the country (and canada) to blast some random blogger.

god damn it...i have a hard on already!

Übermilf said...

I don't think I'm in. I would rather target my comments. This feels "too" random to me.

miss kendra said...

what about ethel? is she in?

sock puppet said...

aye.

miyagi in for world of van.

scumbag said...

great, another asian.

Tumbleweed said...

That video scared me. I felt so sorry for his poor penis being manhandled like that. He should be nice to it before it falls off!
If Ubie is getting out, can I take her place on the attack? This dude needs a few women to knock him down a notch!

marriedman, turbo charged said...

I'm so ready for this shit

the original marriedman said...

Me too

Danny said...

I'm so turned on

TastyMcJ said...

Bandwagon!

miss kendra said...

i'm out.

someone keeps calling me nice and making me feel bad.

The Husband said...

folks, been informed that my services are needed for a 2pm meeting. hope to make it back in time but if not....make me proud. i have total confidence in all of you.

ps- today's cheer was going to be guys vs girls, one of those "We have spirit yes we do...we have spirit how about you" type things.

TastyMcJ said...

Don't feel bad miss kendra...

I don't know you well at all, but I can tell you're not very nice at all.

:-Þ

jamwall said...

i'm gonna try to stick it out long enough. i'm a computer guy, so hopefully i won't be called away.

most likely, i'll be posting under a couple of my alter egos.

Tumbleweed said...

We all have our inner bitch Miss Kendra, just ignore the nice comments!

Jasmine said...

A penis stretcher!!!!!
Are you going to come swimming over at my place today?

::wink::

TastyMcJ said...

Jiggs... are you awake and ready?

the original marriedman said...

I'm so ready.

BAoJ and shit

the original marriedman said...

five minutes folks

scumbag said...

soooooo........

the original marriedman said...

I can feel it

TastyMcJ said...

Feel our HORN!

the original marriedman said...

this happened last time, then it went nuts.

scumbag said...

what a turnout!

the original marriedman said...

let's go

TastyMcJ said...

almost time.....

scumbag said...

is it time yet?

Tumbleweed said...

Im' here, but I am sending Margie in my place! Where are all the chics?

jiggs said...

I'm here.

jiggs said...

Is it go time now?

jiggs said...

It's go time!

allison said...

I am so glad you picked this guy. he is so rude. he used to come to my blog and tell me how fat and ugly i am. i hate that loser!

go BAOJ!!

the original marriedman said...

are we done now?

Booty J Patrol said...

I think time is up. It's been 10 minutes.

I also think he is deleteing comments. No sense of humour.

jiggs said...

AP: Him making fun of you just means he's a retard.

scumbag said...

i didn't expect pbc to show up.

the original marriedman said...

that was awesome

Margie May said...

There were way too many cocks in that fight!

sock puppet said...

I totally burned him.

scumbag said...

are you sifl or ollie?

Booty J Patrol said...

My comment on his site came back. Maybe he wasn't deleting them, maybe Blogger just couldn't hold up to our HORN!

sock puppet said...

I'm just a sock puppet.

Name dropper.

SignGurl said...

I was there to try to help out on the estrogen level.

That was fun and empowering...BLOG SIEGE POWER...

The Husband said...

great job everyone. just checked out that douche bags blog. can't wait for the next one.

later cholo's

Tumbleweed said...

That rocked! Margie is such a bitch!

Lex said...

I have to check this penis out when I get home.

Nothing like getting a load of cock after a hard days work.

miss kendra said...

sorry i bailed!

calzone's needle dick, um i mean needling got to me.

miss kendra said...

i still love you jiggs casey!

Fred said...

supermans left boot, i have supermans left nut, you want it?

I AM NOT IN THE BLOW JOB JUSTICE THINGY! i pissed off some fools last time so i dont want to be involved, my timing is all off see. see. oh i do want to be beside the see side, oh i do want to pee in jiggs's handbag. jigg has a leopard print handbag with gold piping and a leather strap. how do i know? i gave it to him for christmas time.

Van! said...

ahhhhhhhhh yes.... Long before jiggsblog was around... a young man named Van was here :-)

Ohhhhh... the time were juicy... 4200 hits a day at the peak :-) Maybe you will get there to someday :-) Maybe that is....if you write stuff worth reading...

Regardless....you.......have been VANdalized!

Jasmine said...

Oh, sounds like you all had some fun!

::wink::

Tumbleweed said...

VANdalized, how cute, he is trying to be witty! so sweet!

miss kendra said...

what a dork!

someone punch him in the balls.

Nick said...

We've never had anyone respond back before. That's pretty cool.

Brookelina said...

Well done Van.

jiggs said...

margie may: too many cocks!

signgurl: I'm glad you liked it. We need more estrogen in the BAoJ.

sock puppet: word.

booty: I get the feeling that this van fellow ain't so bad.

carl, tumble, lex: It was fun even though I had some technical difficulties in the beginning.

miss k: don't worry about it, yo. This one was pretty fun even without a lot of the usual suspects.

fred: it's good to have you back. Were you too high to come by?

van: It's all good. You got me though. I don't write the shit that's worth reading. I do like juicy stuff though. LIke muscular man ass.

jasmine: fun was had by all it seems.

tumbleweed: it is sweet. I think I'm in love!

miss k: Van is a dork, but I think Nick is right (gasp!) in that him coming here and commenting back is pretty stand up shit.

nick: right on.

brooke: I concur.

miss kendra said...

sorry dude. stand up shit, yes...

but silly word use? also yes.

Danny said...

I think it's fucking awesome that he commented.

He did it on my blog too.

Basically, he's not fucking crying about it and shit, which is cool.

I think I'm in love.

jiggs said...

miss k: I believe you might be mocking my use of urban slang for which I say shame on you! Just pullin your chain, yo!

Everyone:

All in all I really liked this hit. Good work.

jamwall said...

well shit, maybe van should join the BAoJ!

Nick said...

I was thinking that too. We'd have to find and subsequently delete all the horribe things that were said about him

jiggs said...

Nick: I doubt that van is bothered by the things we said about him. So let's not worry about it.

jamwall: if he wants to join, then he should.

sock puppet said...

I want to marry Jiggs Casey

Übermilf said...

I apologize for not showing up to at least make a random comment.

I do know someone who would enjoy a buttload of crazy comments. Not mean, but crazy and out-there.

I offer this as a good-will offering.

I think before we do something just for our own amusement, we should know the recipient will take it in good fun, like Van did.

Otherwise, we should carefully target our goodwill posts or take-down posts. If not, I resign.

P.S. I like the Ethel Merman; I think I'll use her as much as possible from now on.

Friends of McDougal said...

Fuck. Sorry I missed this. I spent the afternoon in the 7th ring of hell.

(Don't bother looking it up, this is the ring reserved for practicioners of violence (murder, suicide, blasphemy, sodomy, and usury. I have, of course, committed all of the above in the interest of producing my film and deserved to be there. I was, however, stricken with the question, "why are you poor bastards guilty of only usury saddled with all of us?" I guess they had to put them somewhere.)

Friends of McDougal said...

Wait ... did he turn off comments, or am I just too retarded to find the link?

Friends of McDougal said...

Oh ... nevermind.

Turns out -- I am retarded.

Nick said...

We already knew that, FoMcD.

jamwall said...

ubes,
the comments had a little bit of everything. most of them just being crazy-ass comments. the person who got hit seems like a good sport.

Übermilf said...

I know. I'm speaking in general.

You, my precious and wonderful Jamwall, would never do anything wrong.

*smooch*

jamwall said...

smoochies all around ubes!

god i'm such a love muffin of hair and cowbell!

jiggs said...

sock puppet: As I told the last sock puppet that wanted to marry me: Sorry I don't marry sock puppets.

uebermilf: word.

mcd: I'll admit, your presence was missed.

jamwall and uebermilf: you guys are making me puke. I'm the one that's supposed to be flirted with on my blog!