Wednesday, January 18, 2006

BAoJ candidates

wedding party suggested this blog.

jamwall suggested this blog and this blog.

I'm leaning towards the spanish girl blog, though suggestions are still welcome, yo!

Also, check it out. Zazzle.com will sell the Christians Against Pat shirt. Soon there will be Wiccans against Pat, NeoPagans Against Pat, and Humans Against Pat shirts!

104 comments:

Zombie Lou said...

If Debby Harry tries to talk shit about Lou Reed on your blog please contact Lou Reed as fast as you can but not by phone because Lou Reed lost his phone. BUT DON'T BELIEVE A WORD DEBBY HARRY SAYS BECAUSE DEBBY HARRY IS A BALLOON HEADED MONKEYTOOTH LYING COKE SLUT!

Lou Reed will leave this comment EVERYWHERE.

jamwall said...

dude, lou, that debby harry chick was talking shit about you just now!

scumbag said...

the spanish girl blog hasn't been updated since september. i dunno what the point would be of doing a hit on that one.

The Husband said...

that spanish girl blog made me barf...holy shit was that pathetic. lets all go over there and start rumors that the guy has herpes and gonnorhea.

Tumbleweed said...

I think that black girl has secret mad love for scumbag. I bet she only dates whiteys too. Who's racist dearie??

Übermilf said...

I vote for the Christmas Pet one for the following reasons:

The Hate one would enjoy the attention and consider it a validation of her misguided beliefs.

The Spanish one, as Wedding pointed out, doesn't seem to be used anymore.

And that Christmas Pet is the most horrible writing I've seen in YEARS.

And, I'm hot for Jamwall.

Calzone said...

I still haven't seen the perfect one, but I like the wierd one Jams put out there..

Nick said...

The christmas pet one is a spam blog. they're selling stuff.

scumbag said...

are we going for mean, or insane? i hevn't heard officially yet.

jamwall said...

this person got on us for using the "s-word" on the jesus site:

scumbag said...

this one could be fun:

http://sudster.blogspot.com

Jasmine said...

Mermaids against Pat!

::wink::

jamwall said...

sweet sassy molassy scumbag! that's a horrible blog!

nice find!

Nick said...

see my blog for my nomination.

Monkey said...

What about Monkeys Against Pat? Hmmm?

You can borrow my photo if you need to.

scumbag said...

hey, if he's old enough to blog, he's old enough to feel our horn.

Monkey said...

Holy Mother of Mustard. That was an atrocious blog Scumbag, but it's only a child. I'm sure it gets plenty of beatings at school. Good Lord.

scumbag said...

and judging from his name, he's obviously a terrorist. we'd be doing it for america!

jamwall said...

anyone check out my last link?

she's both ultra-religious and a cheesehead.

there's no finer combination for mocking...

miss kendra said...

so far the only one i think i could be mean to would be the girl who hates the wedding party.

because she started it.

shut up calzone. you love me.

Lee Ann said...

So, who's it gonna be?

Übermilf said...

Not the little boy!

I think one of the right-wing zealots, even though they'll revel in the attention.

Übermilf said...

Casual Friday was so perfect because he pandered to his public, had an overinflated ego, thought he was way cooler than he actually was...

Even the neocons don't have that magic, because while they are deluded and often evil, they are earnest in their beliefs.

We need to find some puffed up self-important jerk with undeserved popularity. I'm going to peruse the "Blogs of Note" to see if I can find one.

Booty J Patrol said...

The spanish blog wouldn't care because:

1) He probably has two readers, himself and his girlfriend

2) He made like four posts and then abandened his blog

I think they key is that we have to find a blog with a lot of readers, who will all chime in with a "What the fuck?"

We should probably stick to featured blogs.

scumbag said...

you mean like calzone?

scumbag said...

if yer gonna go that route, i suggest this:

http://twochineseboys.blogspot.com/

Übermilf said...

Booty, you concisely summed up what I couldn't put into words. I think we should search for the perfect one.

the original marriedman said...

spanish blog, because I hate spaniards

jiggs said...

Shit. I'm too busy today to properly participate, though it sounds like we haven't really found the right blog just yet.

jamwall said...

the casual friday was one of those rare gems of great suckisity. hard to surpass such a jewel!

scumbag said...

what about that van wilder fucker? anyone know who i'm talkin' about here?

Calzone said...

Ubes is right..it has to be a total asshole who thinks he is the shit. Otherwise it just feel like we are picking on someone.

The second one never felt right.

Spanish blog isn't even active anymore

Calzone said...

who is vanwilder?

Nick said...

what about this twat?

Nick said...

Or this one.

scumbag said...

http://worldofvan.blogspot.com

or we could easily go fer nick's 2nd pick.

jamwall said...

"swhicker's world" and "world of van" are pretty atrocious. both appear to be total dickheads of high magnitude.

scumbag said...

we've actually had a few words with van. he's a complete tool. he reminds me of one of them frat boy douches.

Brookelina said...

If I am invited...as some people say I'm not...but if I am...I would definitely be in on Nick's first choice. He's just evil...and a republican....which is redundant. Sorry.

Calzone said...

I'd love to mess with that conservative fuck...my only issue with that is there may be some conservative fucks among us.

I'd also love for my own blog to be hit.

How the fuck did Brooke find out about this?

scumbag said...

you ain't talkin' 'bout me are ya calzone? cuz you can't really classify me as anything. but yeah, i'm through with politics and shit.

Calzone said...

not just you dog..just in general...but he would be funny to fuck with...he would flip his lid.

scumbag said...
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jamwall said...

or we could go after that fucking "comment deleted" guy..

got a link to the australian dude?

scumbag said...

that was an accident. my bad. it's:

http://dailygaggle.blogspot.com

jamwall said...

thanks for the link.

yeah that australian guy has just about the most boring blog i've ever seen.

i wanna kill myself just reading this thing.

he's got like two different people that comment on his blog and a bunch of comments that he zapped

jamwall said...

according to this he's a Ardent family orientated bloke.

"orientated" is that even a fucking word?

scumbag said...

a lot of them comments he zapped were from us. that dude fucking hates me.

Ching Chong Chong said...

Chong is being opressed by republican dung pile!

here: http://swhicker.blogspot.com

scumbag said...

that's because you're chinese and nobody likes chinese people.

Baby Seal said...

chong's right, swhicker has got to be among the top five possibilities.

jamwall said...

ok, we've got some serious fucking ammunition here. baby seal has come on-board!

Ching Chong Chong said...

Chong will pee in scumbag face while he sleeps. I am sneaky chinese.

scumbag said...

no shit you dumb zipperhead, all chinese people are sneaky.

Brookelina said...

I'm with Calzone - I think the conservative guy would flipt out.

Oh, Calzone, I almost forgot - go fuck yourself.

Übermilf said...

Oh my God! the Van Man! The Van Man! I almost forgot about him!

He stopped by my blog a long time ago and mistook me for a stupid woman who would like to sleep with him, or at least show him her tits.

That guy's vile!

But the Schwicker is fine fodder, too. I would relish either.

scumbag said...

get van! that peckerhead's ego would be shattered. he'd shut his shit down fer good just like casual friday. shit, that'd be 2 kills for BAoJ. the conservative guy would fire back and start annoying us all i'm afraid.

Calzone said...

I"ll do either Van or Consevative asshole.

If both Ubes and Scumbag hate van he must be an asshole.

jamwall said...

i'm leaning towards van.

i've already had my shot at insulting conservative assholes. (i think ubes joined a little bit of the comment frenzy over on wicked truth.)

so all that's out of my system.

van's the man!

Nick said...

Okay, I checked out that Van guy's site. I vote him. He's begging for it.

scumbag said...

FUCK YEAH!

Tumbleweed said...

Please let me know after the hit, I just have to read that shit!

jiggs said...

Holy shit there are a lot of comments here.

That van guy seems like a huge loser. But if he goes around acting like a douche to uebermilf and the capn, he's got my vote.

scumbag said...

i am so fucking stoke fer hittin' this douche!

scumbag said...

BEEZOS FER ALL OF YA!!!! I VOTE FRIDAY @ HIGH NOON. like my vote matters. sorry fer oversteppin' my boundaries. i'll try to get the rest of the wedding party involved this time.

Nick said...

The tribunal has agreed upon Van. Now, on what day, at what time, in which time zone do we make this fuck hole feel our horn?

Nick said...

Oh I feel I should add that Jiggs is a douche. I haven't said that in a few hours now.

scumbag said...

i also feel that i should tell you all that the wedding party is fucking pleased as shit with yer choice (me being the public relations official and shit of our blog). as a token of our friendship, we offer our services of drunken stupidity to all of you.

scumbag said...

except lou reed. he freaks me the fuck out.

jiggs said...

Nick: Who died and put you in charge of public relations? I bet it was the dunkin donuts guy.

Wait. I'm trying to remember. Am I a douche?

capn: I can only imagine good things coming from the loose alliance between wedding party and BAoJ.

scumbag said...

well, i already got that sweet unicorn lookin' thing on our blog. if'n i gets the rest of the fellers away from "work", this could be the best thing since the last olympic dream team in basketball.

Nick said...

I can't belive you're going to throw that in my face. Compare a guy to Hitler one time... Jesus!

I offer this to make amends.

scumbag said...

yao ming ain't shit but a stretched out slope.

Ching Chong Chong said...

Yao Ming better than all those olympic feces ridden criminals.

Ching Chong Chong said...

You crazy psychic

The Husband said...

ok, i'm just checking in here. last time there were like 25 comments now we are on 75. has any decision been made you on our next BAoJ victim?!?!?

jiggs said...

Nick: those shirts are awesome. I was thinking of making a merchandising blog where we could collect the jiggsblog swag up. Could we link to the BAoJ swag on there too?

capn: Go bronze!

chong: Yao is weak. I bet if I hit him with my car he would die.

Carl: we have made a decision.
http://worldofvan.blogspot.com

Nick said...

You can link to it anywhere you want. IN fact I am counting on you for free advertising.

jamwall said...

ok, so we've picked a blog. scumbag had a time: high noon (central time for scumbag)

shall we make it 1PM PST, 12PM CST, 11AM MST, 10AM PST?

will that work for everyone?

scumbag said...

is this tomorrow?

jamwall said...

fuck!

typo

i meant..
shall we make it 1PM EST, 12PM CST, 11AM MST, 10AM PST?

jamwall said...

you suggested friday, which i'm cool with.

what's the committee think?

Nick said...

Friday works for me.

scumbag said...

i feel so fucking honored. i actually had an instrumental part in a BAoJ hit. lou reed still disturbs me greatly.

Booty J Patrol said...

The guy seems like a douche, but he doesn't seem to have a huge cadre of commenters. But I guess we'll never find one as sweet as the first.

On a totally unrelated note, the casual friday guy is back.

jamwall said...

nah, as i read little lines such as "van fans" you gotta strike!

cher said...

I suggest this blog
FANCLUBBERS

Spinning Girl said...

I vote for the Spanish Girl blog.

Spinning Girl said...

Oh sorry, I should have read the minutes. Also, I'm not in the club.

Calzone said...

I'm free on Friday. I'm self employed yo.

I have to say I feel a tad half assed about the whole thing.

But I'm stoned anyway, I'll round up some peeps..I'll let Danny/married man/supermans boot know and shit.

jamwall said...

dude there's like somekind of cult that secretly worships me.

..i'm like the new jesus..

jamwall said...

the baby seal will be there. i might gather some other ho's for this twist.

Nick said...

you know i'll bring my cadre of personalities.

can we meet here 5-10 minutes before hand to prep. Also Spacks needs to lead us in prayer.

jiggs said...

I pretty envious of jamwall and capn. Both of you guys have blogs dedicated to your sites though weddingpartysux isn't really a fan club.

jamwall said...

i have nice stalkers..

jiggs said...

We're so close to 100 comments on this thread!

jiggs said...

So close!

Nick said...

Jiggs - can we use your blog as a staging area for the hit?

jiggs said...

so very close!

Nick said...

answer my question douche!

jiggs said...

hahahahaha! 100!

Sure, use my blog as the staging area.

Nick said...

you're such a little comment whore. also i sent you an email.

Nick said...

Never mind you got it.

Booty J Patrol said...

Jiggs, you totally didn't have to comment whore yourself. We would have certainly hit 100 comments. Which is cool. I don't think we've ever 100 before. Have we?