Thursday, December 08, 2005

"A small package....

with huge benefits..."

This is the latest tag-line for that oh so flavorless chalk-based vitamin drink (oh, but wait, it's fizzy...so...I guess that makes it somewhat potable), Emer'gen-C.

They've been running ads a lot on TV lately.

Anyway. I feel like this could translate into a whole new category of 'male enhancement' programs.

Imagine, ladies, hearing this at a bar:

Well, my penis may be tiny, but it comes with a kick-ass dental plan.

12 comments:

TastyMcJ said...

Or stock options.

That's funnier

TastyMcJ said...

or stalk options.

TastyMcJ said...

cock-options

TastyMcJ said...

Ok. I'm going nowhere fast.

TastyMcJ said...

That's what she said!...

Ba-zing!

Friends of McDougal said...

My boy got a new blog.

Ya'll make him feel welcome.

He doesn't understand the computer.

http://49words.blogspot.com/

The Husband said...

yo yo yo,

check this out

http://ilovemybreasts.blogspot.com/

you cholo's seen this? somebody better tell calzone.

The Husband said...

"i'm gettin' jacked
i'm breakin' myself
i can't believe they taken carl's wealth
they took my rings, they took my rolex, i looked at the brother and said damn whats next"

Lee Ann said...

Carl ~ she has commented on my blog before!

Lee Ann said...

Nite Jiggs, cuteness
Tasty
Booty
...sweet dreams

jiggs said...

GENIUS LEVEL

Fred said...

genius level 1?