Friday, December 09, 2005

No more misguided attempts at flirtation

I don't think I'm going to flirt (badly) with the attractive women that frequent this blog anymore. So Lee Ann, Spinning Girl, AP and Brooke, let me pre-emptively say "you're welcome".

Maybe I'm having a blogging existential crisis. Oh shit. Now I'm over-intellectualizing. Somebody put a sack over my head and beat me with a hose. And I mean that in as Freudian a way as possible. Then I'll smoke a cigar.

30 comments:

Fred said...

ok!

FRITZ said...

If you didn't crap in the washing machine so much, you probably wouldn't have these existential issues.

Please start using meth again.
Thanks:
A Whore.

jamwall said...

count me in on the felch....er..festivities..

Übermilf said...

That's too bad. I was going to send you a picture of my boobs.

Fred said...

iron man came by our house the other day. that dude rules!

iron man, iron man
does whatever an iron can!

Fred said...

he's no transforming robot though, so i made him oil my nuts.

Calzone said...

You are still going to flirt with me?

Aren't you?

I'll die.

Übermilf said...

Yay! Dead Calzone! My Christmas wish came true!

The Husband said...

"my name is Carl, i live on the second floor..."

The Husband said...

does anyone know the rest of the lyrics to that song? i think they use the name Luca or something and its by the artist Dildo.

Nick said...

Carl is Da Man.

Spinning Girl said...

Thank you.

Lee Ann said...

It's cold here, and we don't even get any snow :(

jiggs said...

Fritz: you're right. the connection is obvious.

Jamwall: you've always wanted to put a sack over my head and felch me.

Uebermilf: You're not going to trick me into flirting with you.

Calzone: We can still talk about taking craps in the washing machine, so yes. I'll still flirt with you.

Carl: Unfortunately, no, I don't know that song.

Nick: Are you suggesting the title of the song or pointing out Carl's masculinity?

SG: Don't mention it.

Lee Ann: I'm not flirting!

Booty J Patrol said...

Carl, the song is by Suzanne Vega. here are the lyrics.

Brookelina said...

You were flirting with me? Jesus, I really haven't a clue have I.

allison said...

you wouldn't want to flirt with me right now anyway........my face is swollen up like my grandfather's vodka gut...round and protruding (RIP Grandfather).......

Spinning Girl said...

I just crumpled up a printout of your avatar and held it in my mouth for half an hour. Now I feel better about losing your love.

Lee Ann said...

What is wrong Allison?

Friends of McDougal said...

Someone hold me.

I'm scared of my blog and I have nowhere to go.

Dude, I'm totally with you on the existential crisis, too.

I've even upped the self medication, but it's not working.

Do you live in my computer?

If so, I want to talk to you about those videos.

They were very tastefully done, and ...

Well ... you know ...

The dolphin was consenting.

They're very smart creatures.

Smarter than us, maybe.

So who has taken advantage of whom, I ask you~`

Is something burning?

jiggs said...

Brooke: Of course I wasn't flirting withyou. I don't flirt with anyone. That's my policy.

AP: Lee Ann and I both are worried. What's wrong, yo?

SG: I still love everyone. I'm just not going to flirt with anyone anymore.

mcd: I'm beginning to think blogging sucks. I'm beginning to think that it's like my camera because it's stealing my soul.

Übermilf said...

I sense a grave disturbance in the blogging universe.

But I still love you guys.

Sigh.

I want to put a bucket on my head and hide.

jiggs said...

milf is my yoda.

There's shit happening on the blogosphere and shit happening in my head. If only one of the two were happening, at least I'd be ok, but both...

It's trouble for me. And if you were thinking of asking me what's up, I'm not gonna talk about it.

Übermilf said...

I know better than to ask.

It passes, though.

And people who have to deal with shit are soooo much more interesting than happy, chirpy people who've had everything handed to them on a silver platter.

Look at the guy who walks around with a KFC bucket on his head. You KNOW he's dealing with some serious shit.

Calzone said...

Its the same with me. People take it places on my blog that I don't want to go. The whole thing is a bit askew at this point.

Lee Ann said...

Jiggs, no need to flirt...
I am still around, and still love ya as a friend!

jiggs said...

calzone: fuckin a man. fuckin a.

jiggs said...

Lee Ann: You're marvelous.

Now I'd like to note that that isn't flirtation, but rather just observation.

Lee Ann said...

Jiggs, thank you.
(I know :)
"Everything is gonna be all right"
(I think that is lyrics to some song)

Lee Ann said...

haha...I meant that "I know" in regards to "Now I'd like to note that that isn't flirtation, but rather just observation."