Sunday, December 25, 2005

Merry Christmas, douchebags!

To put you into the Christmas spirit, here are some jiggsblog-oriented Christmas carols written by Uebermilf:

Jiggsy Baby (sung to the tune of Santa Baby):
Jiggsy baby
Slip a midget under the tree
For me
I've been an awful good girl
Jiggsy baby
And hurry down the chimney tonight

Jiggsy's Blog (sung to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Jiggsy's Blog!
Jiggsy's Blog!
Always makes me smile!
I wish all blogs were half as nice
His always makes me smile!

And here is a picture of the gift I'm giving my penis. I hope he likes it. His other mask got ruined in the wash.


Spinning Girl said...

Merry merry Christmas!

Nick said...

I like that jiggs knows that you can replace umlauts with an e after the letter that was supposed to have the aforementioned umlauts.

And I am speaking of the umlaut that is used for a special kind of vowel modification and not the diacritic mark. Obviously.

Spinning Girl said...

I am a pürist so I prefer to type the ü instead of the ue.

Übermilf said...

I love when people fiddle with my ümlaut.

Brookelina said...

Merry Christmas Jiggsy baby!

Lee Ann said...

Hey Jiggs, I saw this and thought you might enjoy it. Merry Christmas!

Tumbleweed said...

CRAP! I just got that Jiggsy Baby song out of my head from when Ubie posted it, now it is back. I think I will use a hot poker to relieve the monotony!

jiggs said...

sg: I wish I new how to put an umlaut on my letters.

nick: you're sounding like a linguist. And it's scaring me.

milf: I like it when people twiddle my umlaut as well.

brookie: Merry Christmas, yo!

lee ann: thanks for the Christmas gift!

tumbleweed: you're welcome!

Johnny Damned said...

Fuck....I got your penis the exact same mask. I knew I should have given it that gift certificate for a massage

Nick said...

That's what I got it. Ha Ha, Loser!

jiggs said...

Johnny: It's alright. It's the thought that counts.

Nick: Is the gift certificate for a massage from a woman or a man? Actually I'm so desperate it doesn't matter.

miss kendra said...

merry christmas to you and your penis.

Monkey said...

Merry Christmas to Jiggs, Booty, Slappy, Tasty and Jiggs' Penis!

Lots of Fuzzy Monkey Love,

Charles (Jiggs' Member) said...

miss k, monkey:

Thanks for the warm wishes!

I don't really know what to think about fuzzy monkey love... Thanks for the offer, though. It's sweet. I think.

Fred said...

awesomes. its christmas day and im on drugs. non-perscriptions ones too. da na na na na na BATMAAN

TastyMcJ said...

Merry Fuckin' Xmas, douchebags!

jiggs said...


tasty: bitter as always.

jamwall said...

hope you all had a good spank me..

jiggs said...

Spank it!