Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Jesus is Magic

Everyone ought to go see "Jesus Is Magic". I'm so hot for Sarah Silverman. A few people walked out of the theater we were in. Yup. It's that good. Sarah Silverman is so hot!

Brooke suggested that I take a look at Penis Enlargement Planet for information about improving the state of my tiny little penis. (I mean it's so small, it looks like a urinating clit.) The website is generally amusing:

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When I finally found a product that worked for me I of course was extremely excited over my newfound size. However I was suddenly left without a hobby, so that is when I got the idea for this web site.
Finally, I think Miss Kendra had a great idea suggesting that we all make a field trip to Las Vegas. There's a club there that I have never been to called The Library. From what I understand, it specializes in librarians! And as we all know, librarians are hot! They are a lot like teachers who are also hot. I wonder if there is an IQ test that the exotic dancers must pass to perform at the library.

34 comments:

Charles (Jiggs' Member) said...

If Jiggs ever hangs weights from me, I swear I'm calling the cops.

Also, let me apologize for him bringing up strip clubs. Sometimes he only thinks with his... Well Jiggs is a horny guy, but I, as a penis, do not condone strip clubs. Jiggs always embarrasses me. sigh.

Fred said...

as long as he treats his mother right its ok!

Brookelina said...

I am so happy that you checked out the website. I knew it would be helpful.

Nick and I were just talking about how we should all make a field trip to Vegas! I'm thinking it should happen! But I'm not going to the Library. And I have my reasons.

Fred said...

dodgy driskoll's favourite bit of pop trivia is that Jesus translates as "magic mushroom" in acient hebrew or something. he's so high.

Lee Ann said...

hmmmm....I used to be a tape librarian in a data center, does that count? *giggle*

Nick said...

Anyone who hasn't clicked on Fred's link is missing out on something that could potentially change their life forever.

The Husband said...

wow, a field trip to Vegas...wouldn't that be something. can we get a bunch of drugs and hookers?

miss kendra said...

we can get drugs, but i'm betting the hookers will come to us.

oh yes.

they will flock.

jiggs said...

Oddly, the blog was gone for a little while...

Frederick: High or not, you always treat your momma right.

brooke: I figured that most folks probably don't share my convictions about librarians taking their clothes off.

lee ann: of course it does, sweetness.

carl: I don't know if I can handle hookers. To be honest, they freak me out.

Miss K: You're in charge of Carl's hookers.

Brookelina said...

I actually used to go out with a guy who worked at a restaurant called The Library. To this day I when I drive by there my heart does a little flip.

Lee Ann said...

Aw, there you go, winning my heart!

jiggs said...

Let's hear it for libraries!

jiggs said...

OH Lee Ann!

Lee Ann said...

hey cuteness!
I can't sleep, I have a headache!

jiggs said...

Hey Lee Ann, I know a sure fire cure for a headache. My tongue!

Lee Ann said...

ummmm....
ok!

need neck and temple massage too!

ummmm....

jiggs said...

My tongue is also good at neck and temple massages.

Lee Ann said...

JIGGS!
Do you realize what you are doing to me????

jiggs said...

What am I doing to you, Lee Ann?

jiggs said...

Is it naughty?

Lee Ann said...

uh...oh...eh..hmmmm
must remain a lady...well...uh

oh yes

jiggs said...

Tell me about it, Lee Ann. Of if this is too public, feel free to email me details about what I'm doing to you.

Lee Ann said...

jiggs...you are making me blush!

jiggs said...

I must be doing some naughty things if you're blushing. I certainly am proud of myself!

Lee Ann said...

Jiggs, haha, you should be!
hmmm
Well, I am going to slip into bed under my flannel sheets and try to go to sleep. I will just have to imagine.....
night cuteness!

Lee Ann said...

If you come to the castle tonight, you can peek in my window and see me sleeping!
*hugs*

jiggs said...

Get some rest, sweetness.

Fred said...

jeez! get a freaking room you two!

even though my mother is a hydraulic arm, i always treat her right.

Spinning Girl said...

I printed out that picture of Sarah, crumpled it up, and held it in my mouth. I don't know why.

Booty J Patrol said...

Are you getting cabin fever on your snow day? It sounds like the insanity is kicking in.

jiggs said...

That's funny, I did the same thing with the picture. But i was trying for erotic asphyxiation.

miss more said...

Cock pushups!!!

Or, maybe just one.

Singular: cock pushup.

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