Friday, December 30, 2005

I'm working on a formula for the hahas

I have noticed that people are amused by things like "chewbacca stuck in a gloryhole" or "Mayor McCheese with tourettes". This made me hypothesize that if you take something that is either a little sad like tourette's syndrome or something that might make people uncomfortable like "being stuck in a glory hole" and you prepend it with an out of context fictional character, you get hahas. Consider:
  1. Being stuck in a glory hole = not funny
  2. Chewbacca stuck in a gloryhole = funny
So let's try to make one up of our own:
  1. Having chronic fatigue syndrome = not funny
  2. Speedy Gonzales having Chronic Fatigue Syndrome = funny
Or how about this one:
  1. enjoying a cleveland steamer = not funny
  2. Sponge Bob Squarepants enjoying a cleveland steamer = funny
Can you guys think of other ones?


merkley??? said...

by gum you've unlocked the code.

sysm said...

Tragedy + Time + Deviant Sexual Practice = Deviant Sexual Practice + Tragedy + Time

That's the Commutative Property of Humor.

Ɯbermilf said...

I would find Karl Rove with his dick caught in his zipper to be hilarious.

jiggs said...

merk: thanks, yo. by the way 58008

sysm: humor is commutative unlike unzipping your fly and peeing

uebermilf: That's the spirit! Everyone should follow uebermilf's lead and think of others if you can.

Fred said...

being punched in the face, not funny. being punched in the nuts, hillarious. i think i get it...

Tumbleweed said...

A Colonoscopy = not funny
Dick Cheney giving George Bush a Colonoscopy = amusing

jamwall said...

colostomy bag = not funny
jamwall holding jiggs' colostomy bag = fucking hilarious.

jiggs said...

freddy: right on, yo.

tumbleweed: work it!

jamwall: don't squeeze it!

Spinning Girl said...

Getting your hand caught in a bread-kneading machine: FUNNY.

Funny, no matter how you slice it (this happened to someone I know).

jiggs said...

spinerina: no matter how you slice the bread?