Tuesday, December 27, 2005

I'm Clark Gable

Lee Ann pointed me in the direction of the leading man test:

You scored 2% Tough, 28% Roguish, 47% Friendly, and 19% Charming!

You're a pretty interesting guy, all man but approachable and friendly.
You like the lovely ladies, but you're also a real stand up guy with a
true sense of honor and duty. You're respected by most men, although
they probably wouldn't trust you alone with their girlfriends and even
wives. Women find you intriguing, drawn to your playful sense of fun
and true-blue core. You think most women are rather silly, but strong
dames with smarts really turn you on, and you tend to marry them.
Leading ladies include Claudette Colbert and Vivien Leigh, women who
find you somewhat charming but a little dangerous.

Wasn't Clark Gable gay in real life? Maybe that's why I enjoy pegging... Speaking of pegging, here is the leading ladies test.


slappy said...


Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant.
- Cary Grant

jiggs said...

Cary Grant was a funny guy, but his voice made him sound kind of like a whiner.

I don't know if I'm like Clark Gable, but I do think my description was a pretty accurate description of me. Although I dislike the phrase "true blue"

Spinning Girl said...

I am Kate Hepburn! So ha!

Ɯbermilf said...

Spinning Girl, me too!

As for Clark Gable, he was NOT GAY! He was married to the lovely Carole Lombard until she died in a plane crash.

Cary Grant is rumored to have been bi-sexual, but he died before the rumors emerged so we'll never know for sure.

Lee Ann said...

See, Slappy is right...Cary Grant is cool and sexy! Here is mine:
Myrna Loy
You scored 14% grit, 14% wit, 28% flair, and 57% class!

Brookelina said...

Ok, I'm Kate Hepburn too! Coincidence?

Tumbleweed said...

I'm Myrna Loy, but hotter! Shoot, I didn't need a test to tell me I was the "perfect woman". Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

The Husband said...

i've never heard of this guy but sounds good. all my answers had something to do with alcohol and chasing muff.

William Powell
You scored 19% Tough, 33% Roguish, 9% Friendly, and 38% Charming!
You are the classic rogue, a stylish rake with the devil of a wit and a flair for mischief, and you shake your martinis to waltz time. You are charming and debonair, but slightly untrustworthy, and women should be on their guard. If married, you are simply a bit of a flirt, even if it's just with your own wife...but if you're single, watch out. You usually rein yourself in to concentrate on one lovely beauty at a time, but with you, we never know. You're an inviting partner, but there's a playful devil behind your eyes, and those trying to get close to you should know they're playing with fire. You're stylish and fun, but you follow your own course, which may or may not include a steady gal. Co-stars include Myrna Loy and Carole Lombard, classy ladies with an adventurous streak.

jamwall said...

i raped clark gable...

..or was it cary grant?

at one point he said frankly my dear i don't give a damn how many times you poke me in the ass

and at another point he thought my name was judy..
judy judy judy!!!.

it was so confusing..

Calzone said...

If you are Clark Gable then I'm Idi Amin

Lee Ann said...

Jiggs, Clark Gable, I should have known...really nice! (Ubermilf confirms he is not gay).
Looks like Calzone thinks that is nice too Jiggs! ;)
Carl, it says I would be your co-star...how fun!
you guys are cracking me up!

miss kendra said...

i'm hepburn too.


i want to be mommie dearest, but i blame that on the pills.

merkley??? said...

William Powell
You scored 16% Tough, 52% Roguish, 9% Friendly, and 23% Charming!

Zombie Lou said...

Lou Reed enjoys double-teaming dead Hollywood celebrites almost as much as he loves his drugs.

jiggs said...

The women that visit the blog are either Kate hepburn or myrna loy...

What can I say? Strong dames with smarts really turn me on.

SG: Strong dames...

milf: with smarts...

lee ann: really turn

brooke: me on...


miss k: and then some.

Carl: a four word summary of yourself would be "alcohol and chasing muff".

calzone: whassup poon.

merkley: William powell is better than colin powell

lou reed: word.

Lee Ann said...

Jiggs, you are just too cute, really!

scumbag said...

humphrey bogart! basically i'm an asshole.

Fred said...

Bruce Lee. i didn't do the test but thats what i bet it'll say. WILD THING! YOU MAKE MY LOINS SING!

jiggs said...

lee ann: thanks yo.

cap'n scumbag: All of us guys secretly wanted to be bogie.

freddy: I don't disagree with bruce lee. cuz I don't want the hudnred hand slap.

Fred said...

or the furious eyes. dont forget the eyes.