Saturday, December 03, 2005

I miss Siskel....

I wish he wasn't dead....

9 comments:

TastyMcJ said...

I mean, seriously. Where's the system of checks and balances? As they just reminded me on Leno tonight, Ebert and Roeper both hated Deuce Bigalow, European Gigolo.


I can guarantee you, if Siskel were alive, he'd be all over the hilariousness of the whole 'nose-cock- in-a-throat-hole' scenario.

Fuck.

jiggs said...

Tasty bought the batman begins dvd. Inside it, there is an offer to by a miniature batman cowl (mask). We of course wonder if they're marketing it towards cocks. I'd like to pretend that my penis was batman, but I bet they don't make the cowl in a small enough size for my tiny little wang.

Charles (Jiggs' Member) said...

I'm BATMAN!!!

Charles (Jiggs' Member) said...

I'm a penis superhero!!!

Charles (Jiggs' Member) said...

And being small means it's harder to see me! Practically speaking, I'm invisible! I way better than the invisible girl!

Oh and I'm still embarrassed to be Jiggs' penis.

Friends of McDougal said...

Where the hell are flavorson, brother seamus and booty?

I think that's who you REALLY miss.

Seems this "siskel" is a handy proxy.

Booty J Patrol said...

Fear not FOM. I'm still here, lurking around.

Lee Ann said...

Batman rocks!

dirty martini said...

Who doesnt miss Siskel? Look on the bright side, Ebert will die soon.