Sunday, December 11, 2005

History of the day for December 11

In 1994, Satan decides to standardize his business practices. With the help of Andersen Consulting he sets the price of a human soul at $60-80K/year.

8 comments:

Lee Ann said...

Jiggs, Tasty, Booty....
Come to the castle, tell me what is "in your name"!

allison said...

80K a year for my soul? wait, is there such thing as a soul?

"just let your soul-glo baby
make it oh so silky smooth.."


"I have a date with Lisa!"

jiggs said...

This "Coming to America" moment brought to you by AP

allison said...

"whenever you think of trash....just think of Ahkeem!"

jiggs said...

I'm amused by the idea of a daily "coming to America" moment brought to you by AP.

allison said...

it's definitely a good idea. i think i'll start posting one each day. the question is do i post on this blog or my blog.

allison said...

i'm studying for my last final jiggsy!!! while you all are dealing with executions over there i'm reading horrible true stories about salvadoran immigrants trying to flee their country b/c of the civil war. I've read at least 10 different stories and i've noticed one constant:

they have all witnessed at least 1 person in their family executed by way of skinning, slicing then finally hanging. just awful. so barbaric.

jiggs said...

AP: I think the "coming to america" quote of the day would be a good addition to your blog. it would add a cool new feature to your already beloved hot pics of you and your friends and group biographies.

With respect to your last final: YAY! With respect to people being skinned alive: BOO!