Tuesday, December 06, 2005

GENIUS LEVEL!!!

Betty commented on the BAoJ post with the following genius level insight:


Ok, this is a badass idea you guys have rolling.

Its missing something. . . what is it. . . what is it. . .

Revenue.

Here's the idea. Bob wants Janes blog attacked. So he bugs you and bugs you and he's just being an annoying fuck. Then he drops 10 bucks in your paypal or whatever and you rip Jane a new ass. Whats better is if you alert Jane to the situation she can bid against Bob and if she makes the higher bid, Bob is fucked.

In short, you make money for being assholes!

Yay!


In short, she is suggesting that we become prefessional blog terrorists!

How would we spend the money?

How would we keep Calzone, Nick and Milf from embezzling BAoJ funds?

26 comments:

jiggs said...

I just thought of a possible use for the money: somehow getting Carl laid!

Ɯbermilf said...

I haven't been ignoring you; it's just that the last few days I've checked your blog, it was still on th BAofJ staging ground post.

The, I hit "reload" and got a whole bunch of stuff to read.

Fascinating.

Friends of McDougal said...

I would spend my money on a golden stallion that I would ride to Jupiter, where everything's made of chocolate. Then I would pee in a giant chocolate urinal and laugh and laugh and laugh ... until I cried when I realized what I'd done.

Then I'd probably say something like, "What hath God wraught?"

Then I'd head back to my place and jack off to something seedy by John Updike.

Nick said...

It's comments like that, that make blogging worthwile.

Oh and Bettie's idea is great, except I like the way Jiggs phrased it better.

Professional Blog Terrorists.

We'll be in the Axis of Awesome.

Friends of McDougal said...

Oh ... and the A-Team never took money.

Friends of McDougal said...

Neither didBJ McKay.

Friends of McDougal said...

Coops will have sex with Carl for $12 (US), which comes to like $400 (Canadian).

scumbag said...

i'd spend the money on beezos. but frankly, that's all i really spend my money on. i'm a fucking alcoholic.

jamwall said...

how did the a-team never take money? it costs $$ to convert your honda into a death tank and purchase ammunition that never actually hits anybody...

slappy said...

Patting each other on the back, having a big laugh, and freezing for the credits was payment enough for the A-Team.

In fact, that's what we should do after a hit - everyone sits at their computer, leans their head back as if to laugh, and freezes there for two minutes.

Fred said...

haha! listen to slappy, a "hit"! classic. you guys sounds like mobsters. which blog you gonna put concrete boots on next?

slappy said...

I was thinking "hit" in more of the Golden Oldies sense. How about a doo-wop themed blitz next time?

miss kendra said...

what milf said... that's happening to me too.

what's with this crap? can we terrorize blogger in general until they get their bugs out?

i think the money should go to a good cause, like a vegas trip for the b a of j.

because field trips are fun!

Friends of McDougal said...

Somebody smells like rotisserie chicken.

jiggs said...

milf: time stamps, yo. They're a beetch. Also, you were up quite late. I'm impressed.

mcd:What a waste of chocolate! If I had loads of scratch, I'd probably buy a jewel encrusted bullhorn.

nick: axis of motherfucking awesome!!!

mcd; details details details. No offense to coops, but I doubt Carl would be into that.

shane: It has to be five o'clock somewhere. Like my pants!

That's right, I did just offer you a glass of jiggs' special happy juice.

jamwall, fre', slappy: I think you guys worked that out and I didn't even need to participate. Freeze for credits.

kendra: Now that's a good idea Kendra. A blogger field trip to vegas. Let me ponder that for a little while.

Calzone said...

I'd blog hit my mom for 5 bucks.

Nick said...

I'd hit that shit for free, yo.

Brookelina said...

Jiggs, you could spend the money here penis-enlargement-planet.

jiggs said...

zone and nick: keep it real, yo!

brooke: I like how you're looking out for my welfare. I wish my penis wasn't so difficult.

Friends of McDougal said...

From Calzone's blog:

Blog comment of the day (and I read a LOT of blogs):

Spinning Girl said...
All I do is drink starwberry milk and cry about how much I despise you.

scumbag said...

jiggs, i'm going on the record by saying that's the gayest thing anyone's said to me all day. congratulations.

Monkey said...

The BAofJ becoming a pawn of the corporate monster of America? Say it ain't so.

I dreamt once that I rode a chocolate stallion to Ohio, but on the way it got sticky between my thighs and by the time we got there it melted. Little green men licked it off.

Lee Ann said...

Jiggs, I need chocolate today (minus the pee)
pleeeeease!

jiggs said...

mcd: I serve great strawberry milk. IN MY PANTS!

shane: you're welcome!

monkey: I don't mind the BAoJ becoming a mere cog in the corporate machine if it means fast cars and gold chains for me.

Lee Ann: I think a little chocolate sans pee would be good for everyone today.

Fred said...

i punched a french loaf last night and cut my knuckles. what can i say? it was looking at me in that way, you know out of the corner of its eye. i smashed it into bits! who's laughing now eh?

on a related note, treat your mother right.

Nick said...

Holy Tip Toeing Christ that's awesome. Fre' is the master of all things T.