Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Cowboys will be cowboys

A friend of mine told me a story about his highschool days. He was on a flag football team, and much like real football players do, they would slap each other on the ass after a good play. But they didn't want to seem gay, so they said the word "football". That was the codeword that made it not gay.

But another team in the same flag football league took this idea to a whole new level. They would do things like tackle each other in the shower and wrestle naked. And after such homo-erotic fun took place, they would say "boys will be boys!" Saying that made it not gay.

Of course, the gay cowboy movie, Brokeback Mountain, reminded me of these stories and thus I have now started saying "cowboys will be cowboys!" whenever I participate in homo-erotic merriment.

17 comments:

Calzone said...

If you slap me on the ass I will say anything you want me too.

Brookelina said...

Jiggs, you're not gay?

miss kendra said...

this homoerotic thing you're admitting to is not news to me.

otherwise you would not have left me off your list of hot female bloggers.

i mean, i know we don't have a long standing thing, but just ask calzone.

i would rock your teenie tiny world.

Spinning Girl said...

My girlfriends and I have similar sayings. Whenever I pinch Leigh Yung Li's nipple, I say, "Goddess be with you" so that it seems like a woman-bonding thing. Or after Anihu and I give each other hot oil rubdowns, we usually play a good hour or two of poker just to balance things out. It's cool.

jiggs said...

Calzone: I know it baby.

Brooke: Again, I know I can count on your support in the coming election.

miss k: I didn't realize that I had hurt your feelings by leaving you off that list. Let me clear this up in a way that isn't flirting, but rather just observation: You're hot. meeeeeow!

SG: I think you need to tell us more about these "goddess be with you" games. If you're too embarrassed to write them in this blog, just send them to me as an email. Include pictures if possible.

Now if you are wondering, my interaction with SG isn't flirting, but rather just me being a deviant.

Lee Ann said...

Jiggsy!!!!!!
I miss you.
;)

allison said...

someone slap calzone's ass....i want to see if this dragon can breath fire.

Nick said...

Could this rule apply to, say, sex with other men? I ask for a friend.

Egan said...

Brilliant... absolutely brilliant Jiggs.

jiggs said...

Lee Ann: Hey there!

AP: Calzone breathes fire alright. But only after a two day scotch and vicodin bender.

Nick: Tell your "friend" that the "cowboys will be cowboys" rule works no matter how sexual the act is. Even after a cleveland steamer!

Egan: thanks, yo.

Fred said...

i hate cowboys. i like cowgirls however. or cowbots, as we call them.

Dave Morris said...

If those cowboys will do a sheep, why not another guy? A moist hole is a moist hole, that's just how they roll.

Spinning Girl said...

Dave's use of the word "moist" just made me throw up a little in my mouth.

jiggs said...

Fred: I like cow anything.

Dave: You're right. That's how they roll

SG: I prefer the phrasing "vomit in my own mouth".

Fred said...

ergh im with spinner on the moist thing. that actually grossed me out.

just out of curiosity, anyone else's a-hole NOT moist here?

jamwall said...

jiggs, last night wrestling you in the public shower was very manly. i hope we can engage in more masculine adventures again in the "regular guy" jacuzzi where boys can be boys..

jiggs said...

fred: my "a-hole" is as dry as a bucket of sand. My friends all call me "that sandy a-hole"

jamwall: we're so manly!