Thursday, December 15, 2005

Canker Watch: Day 2

Last night I tried the saltwater approach that Lee Ann and Monkey had suggested. It burned a little bit. And strangely it reminded me of grandma. But the point is that it felt slightly better.

For those of you that missed the announcement: I have a massive canker sore on the underside of my tongue. Any kind of tongue movement hurts like a son of a bitch! It hurts so bad I want to punch myself in the cock. and I do.

Very few of you remember "Sty Watch". It is classic jiggsblog, but before anybody read jiggsblog. I had this hideous sty in my eye that made me look like I had been punched except, not in my cock, but rather in my eye.


Lee Ann said...

Glad it helped make it feel a little better. Jiggsy, you need to take care of yourself.

Ɯbermilf said...

You knew this would happen, with the company you choose to keep.

That, and the toilet seat-licking.

miss kendra said...

there's this stuff you can get from your doctor that forms a gross paste over the sore and allows it to heal.

i used to get cankers alot (i used to eat limes... coincidence? of course!)

i can't remember what it's called, but if you have insurance, you should ask about it. it tastes yucky and turns to gritty shmeg in your mouth.

i think you'll like it. =)

Tumbleweed said...

Oragel, that's the shit! It will make every place you put it numb. Hhhmmm, that came off kinda kinky. I like the name Oragel, it's fun to say...Oragel, Oragel.

jiggs said...

lee ann: you're right. I need to take care of myself. The human race depends on this.

milf: Nothing tastes better than a freshly used toilet seat. mmmm. Sometimes I add coolwhip!

miss k: I remember you once telling me how hot you are. This comment is clear evidence of that.

tumbleweed: I'm going to go out and buy some oragel right now. You're a naughty girl tumbleweed. It's really too bad that I have a strict no flirting blog policy.

jiggs said...

Who would have thought that I would find a canker sore support group through this blog?

Brookelina said...

I'm going to refrain from watching your canker. I hope you don't mind.

Calzone said...

Why don't you go read some Kierkegaard you Poon!

I'm sorry if I don't understand all of this cerebral humour about your cock.

jiggs said...

Brooke: That's your prerogative. Seriously. Could that word be spelled any weirder? In short yes. It could be spelled "Dumblewacker". That's your Dumblewacker, Brooke. Is Dumblewacker the Swedish translation of prerogative? I've just done about three "prerogative" related quips.

Zone: Why don't you go listen to some John Coltrane you buttface! SUCK IT! You spelled "humor" like a Brit, you fag!

Monkey said...

I'm joining the canker sore support group.

But I refuse to lick toilet seats. I must draw the line somewhere.

Spinning Girl said...

Hi, sorry about your wound. I strongly recommend This throat spray . It tastes like ass, but it completely helps with raw, painful sore throats and also sores. Try it and see.
ps Are we calling you Jiggsy now?

jiggs said...

Monkey: I've always wanted to be in a canker support group with a monkey.

SG: Thanks for the advice. Also, people have different nicknames for me. If you want to call me jiggsey, go for it. If not, they don't. It's your prerogative.

I'm now having comment deja vu.